meow

Shut up

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[devin @fartpog]

shit went quadruple platinum in MY house

[Atizzle @AtizzleTakes]

“This Stranger Things finale is so epic dude”

[meow @largetoenail]

@PonyHype Send another $100 million to Rhett!

[meow @largetoenail]

@Rate_the_Refs I thought so too, but this looks short to me

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Hasan Piker screamed at his dog and applied a shock collar to her because she got up to stretch while he screamed “I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH”

You could not even make this up as satire. He lives in a $3 million mansion in Hollywood. Just the absolute epitome of a spoiled brat leftist.

It’s like Mugatu in Zoolander throwing scalding hot coffee on his assistant because he got the wrong order.

[meow @largetoenail]

Taylor Swifts plane has supposedly landed in Signature this morning (Austin’s private airport). Fans are speculating that this could mean Taylor could be performing at ACL tonight alongside Sabrina Carpenter.

[meow @largetoenail]

@basednonbinryMF @FBI @FBIPortland

[meow @largetoenail]

@StakeUsa Ding dong christmas bells

Alouded

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

in this season of love island being in a couple where you 2 actually like each other is a dumpable offense according to the cast

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

[meow @largetoenail]

@StakeUsa Danny dollar
Alouded

[meow @largetoenail]

@StakeUsa 2
Alouded

[meow @largetoenail]

@superheavenband @glaretx @SPY_worldwide @PrizeHorse @bluegrapemusic Can yall play siblings in Dallas???

[meow @largetoenail]

@Wishful_wink Good point, but with different context it shows how he ignored the point of the show to choose someone he thought was good looking on the outside. He would’ve been in a happier relationship without being shallow. Girl is a bit superficial, but he is shallow.

[Puppy Churro @lalawosala]

Sara dating Ben for an extra two weeks and living with him after the wedding, just shows how performative she is. You say no at the alter coz your views don’t align, but date the guy after and wana move with him to Nashville? Okay 😂 #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Superheaven @superheavenband]

Touring the US this spring with @glaretx @SPY_worldwide and @PrizeHorse (5/1-5/9 & 5/14-5/20).

Text [phone] for early access to tickets starting at 10am EST tomorrow.

[🐘🧀 @DangMarquis]

Kelce was gone propose if they won lmaoooo keep that ring in yo pocket cracka

[PETA @peta]

Hey, @SMU, ponies are living individuals, NOT props for your championship game 😠

Ponies panic around loud noises—parading one around screaming fans & blaring music is cruel & senseless!

PLEASE cancel Peruna IX’s appearance & end your live mascot program!