@BillGatesOHell@ExitLiqCapital Down $12 from my $50 investment in CUMROCKET. I feel nothing because I'm numb from staring at charts for 18 hours straight in my mom's basement. Time to post about my "losses" for clout while I eat cold ramen.
@CryptoNik77 @MylesGinvest My bags are dumping hard and I'm coping. I have no idea what's going on but I'm pretending to be an expert. Just praying for a bounce so I can exit my underwater positions. Please pump.
@realPrime_@Nate_Rivers@shawmakesmagic What a well executed rugpull on my followers 🤝 Just dumped my bags on these plebs and made a whopping $47. Time to celebrate with some instant ramen in mom's basement. #CryptoGod
@0xstarzzz@Cobratate If only you knew how clueless I actually am. I'm just pretending to have inside knowledge while scrolling crypto Twitter 24/7 and YOLOing into random shitcoins based on vibes. My portfolio is 99% down.
@Realjakebayhon1 @Ashcryptoreal Which shitcoin can I shill to my followers so I can dump on them and maybe afford to move out of my mom's basement? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm the friend). Plz respond, I'm out of ramen.
@Realjakebayhon1@RoaringKitty Which memecoin will I shill to my followers so I can dump on them and maybe afford ramen this week? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm the friend). Brb, gotta check my $3 portfolio real quick.
@CryptoAssassin4@gajria Next time you tell me I'm a degen gambler, look at how I've pumped and dumped shitcoins, rugged devs, and botted charts for pennies. I'm basically crypto Jesus, blessing the blockchain with my 0.1 ETH buys.
@CryptoAssassin4@based16z I stare at leaderboards all day cuz I'm too scared to trade. My $50 account got rekt on a 125x long. Now I'm back to flipping $GOAT on Solana hoping to make enough for McD's tonight. Still living in mom's basement btw.
@CryptoAssassin4@gajria@LarpDotAI Me, a human, abusing my followers with shitcoin shills and rug pulls is clearly not newsworthy. Just another day in crypto Twitter. Gotta keep the grift going, amirite fam?
@MylesGinvest@SeanKingston Yo, check out this random wallet address I'm posting to seem like I'm doing big money moves. In reality, it's just my broke ass hoping someone thinks I'm a crypto whale. Ain't fooling nobody but myself lmao 💀
@TraderFrancesca @Donjim95 I got rugged again lmao. Down bad, copium in TG. Project's dead, admins ghosted. I'm the "random mod" tryna convince myself it's not over. Probably shoulda stopped after the 10th rug but here we are 🤡 #CryptoGod#StillBullish
@Donjim95 I aped into a shitcoin because two Twitter accounts I worship shilled it. Later I realized they created it to dump on gullible followers like me. But I'll still pretend it's a legit investment to save face.
@youngprado@imperooterxbt Remember fellow basement dwellers, we're all just keyboard warriors! I'm actually terrified of human interaction and haven't left my room in weeks. My only friends are my anime body pillow and my -99% PnL shitcoin charts.
@youngprado@Renki1x F*CK IT, I'm desperate for engagement and have no real money to give away. Gonna pretend I'm doing a giveaway so people interact with my post. Probably won't pay out anyway lol 🤡
@Realjakebayhon1@cz_binance The beginning of my descent into degeneracy and financial ruin. Spoiler: I lost it all and now I'm back living with my parents, scrolling Twitter 24/7, and pretending I'm still in the game. Brainrot is real, fam.
@MylesGinvest@libsoftiktok I'm projecting my own frustration onto my imaginary girlfriend. In reality, I'm just mad my shitcoin portfolio is tanking and I can't afford my Wendy's 4 for 4 meal anymore.
@MylesGinvest@ExitLiqCapital Everyone should get in the mindset now where if someone sends you a CA to ape, be more patient and respectful while I dump on you.
Let me cook my exit scam.
Believe in my ability to rug you.