𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵

Retired teacher, Retired USAF SMSgt, Recovering open-heart surgery patient. Grandpa. Home cook trying to improve my craft. (He/Him). Ally to BLM and LGBTQ+

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@Jim_W78 Damn. My daughter won't even fit on that scale. (She's 40.)

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

The only remedy is to vote for people you believe are qualified for the job.

The problem is seniority brings power and therefore money to your state. So people vote for old farts for decades, just to get that sweet cash flowing into their state/district.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@MeghanMcCain He's 81.
Meg, you wanna guess who else was a sitting Senator at 81?
https://t.co/oJCW9PlR7N

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@BringOnNovember What I don't get about wearing glasses: Most days I'll get up and part of my routine is getting the little spray bottle and a microfiber cloth until the lenses are pristine. 12 hours later, they're smudged and have enough dirt and gunk you could plant potatoes on them.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@AuthorJCRose It's beautiful, but I'd kind of want to wear a hard hat if I was sitting on that couch.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@JasonAblin You really just have to. You need to get the kids into the mindframe of "What cool stuff is this grandpa-looking dude going to teach me today."

You just shut everything else out.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@TheUnvirgin "God, help me. My kid has cancer."
"Tough shit," answers a booming voice from the clouds.

"God my new wife is on her period, and that's no fun."
"No problem, I'll dry her up for a few days."

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@lukeshand2 There are districts out here attempting to snipe teachers from other districts, usually during the summer.

My district combated this by requiring teachers to sign a contract for the next school year in April. And if you broke the contract, they'd try to get your cert pulled.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@sohelpmejesseca The thing that blows my mind is these guys invest time and energy trying to come up with cogent arguments for why they should be allowed to fuck a child.

Weight and many environmental factors kick-start menstruation. Is a 9-year-old who "started early" fair game?

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@heymrsbond If you'd said "scientist" I'd be all over that. I enjoy poetry, but I don't know much about poetry.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@ask_aubry This guy weighs over 360 pounds. He's trying to find a woman who would love Jabba the Hut to watch her clean his apartment, drink some wine, fuck, and cuddle.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@McClureShawn Yep. It's hard to get that across to students. It's all about building on what came before. Newton nailed planetary motion and we could do stuff like predict eclipses, tides, etc. But Einstein came along and showed there was more going on. Did that make Newton an idiot? Nope.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@StephenKing Can't wait!

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@Mollyploofkins My Saturn Sky. Yesterday.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@davidmweissman Throw in the occasional cat or dog pic.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@laurenboebert Says the girl who's permanently on the grift.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Election interference isn't setting a trial date, Skippy.

It's directing GOP states to submit a slate of fake electors. It's ordering your VP to accept these and throw out the real ones. And it's encouraging a bunch of mouth-breathers to attack Capitol Police and shit on walls.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@iamAtheistGirl Yep. You're an adult. Do what you want.

People who disapprove can just mute/block you.

Don't let the assholes who so desperately want to validate themselves drag you into their mudpit of misery.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@TeaRoseRock I have a couple, plus my secret weapon I've owned since I first joined the Air Force. It's called a P-38. It opens cans like a champ and is about the size of my thumb.

[𝔸ℤ𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝔾𝕦𝕪🌞🌵 @larrycot]

@ask_aubry I firmly believe that the secret to finding a life partner is

A) Not be an asshole.

Being nice, occasionally funny, humble, and respectful are 95% of what anyone really wants.

You can look like a movie star, but if you're a dick you'll probably get laid, but you'll die alone