Stephen Neace

Middle School teacher & proud of it!!! Father of 2 boys. True homer fan: UK, Bengals, & Reds 4Life. Peace & Humptiness forever ☮️

[Stephen Neace @latoniaboy]

Well, it's official. My kindergartener is NOT a republican!!!! I have taught him well.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: $95 billion on the floor at 4pm today.

$60B for defense.
$13B for the Iran war.
$10B for voter suppression.
$0 for healthcare.

Not one dollar. Not one committee. They didn't even pretend. No one should vote Republican ever again.

#HealthcareNotWarfare

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Congress is not serious.

We are voting on a stock trading ban for members of Congress…

BUT Republicans added voter-ID in the legislation.

Not to get Dems to vote for voter-ID,

but to get them to vote against the stock trading ban, so they can use it in the Nov. election.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

My district is having a big problem with underage kids getting fake IDs so they can get the creamy garlic fettuccine from Olive Garden.

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

They make it harder to vote and call it integrity. They gerrymander your district into nonsense and lecture you about democracy. Republicans are not protecting elections. They are rigging the ones they are too scared to lose fair. Show up anyway and drown them out at the polls.

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

A country that has more guns than people and calls the funerals the price of freedom has confused a sickness for a value.

[Matt🐘 @MelonMatt93]

Damn its crazy its like normal people been trynna tell yall this shit

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

My daughter lost her passport and is sad she can’t come with us to Olive Garden tonight

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

It's pretty funny how cities can't fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads but have the money to put surveilance camera's everywhere.

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I watched Karl Ravech host Baseball Tonight every night as a kid. 10 pm sharp. I loved the game and relished the highlights. He was a true pro. That era of ESPN, and sports coverage in general, is long gone.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Giving farmers $12 billion dollars to prevent foreclosures is…

…wait for it….

🪄🪄 𝒮𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓂🪄🪄

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

If you can’t win without suppressing votes, you don’t deserve to win.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, a Walmart cashier, an Amazon delivery driver, or a server at KFC should be able to afford rent, groceries, and their bills on a full-time paycheck. That’s the entire purpose of having a job.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If they’ll lie about diarrhea lettuce, imagine what they’ll do about elections.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

Oh look, a handy dandy sheet on how not to get explosive diarrhea from Taylor Farms

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I feel like Americans are severely underreacting to our food being poisoned.

[NASA @NASA]

On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first humans to walk on the Moon.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It’s crazy that they’re gonna rip this grass up and replace it and then have 5 players back to back tear up their knees on it in a few weeks

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is election interference.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Our government is being paid to tell you it's safe to eat diarrhea lettuce.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.