Miss Maya 🐺🦌

Maya | 32 ♀ | big mean aroace | faucaria collector | icon by @kaeruafrogg | stan Little Mushroom

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://t.co/AwtvYZfe9U

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

@smerconish just gonna leave this here https://t.co/G1tM0FXM3p

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

@vancitycaroline @revveup @hashjenni That's a funny joke.

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

@hashjenni People at the top said "Don't have kids if you can't afford them," we said "ok"

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

@DarkUnvarnished @TheJFreakinC He and his wife were separated, she didn't seem too torn up about it tbh

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

@CantEverDie He still thinks doge is relevant and funny and now it's part of the government because he bought his way into being the president's right hand. We live in hell

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

@girldrawsghosts Sometimes. Like I did an image search for a hairstyle tutorial the other day and got a bunch of AI generated pictures of men with curly hair instead of what I asked for.

[Miss Maya 🐺🦌 @laughingCgull]

spaghetti

[Terry Buneary @ Scorbunny Squad 🐰 @TerryTheBuneary]

Without saying their name, who is your favorite Pokemon?

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

No wonder Pelosi fainted and broke her hip

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Giving Charlie Brown Christmas a jazz score is probably one of the top 10 decisions in human history

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

this would be deadlier than godzilla vs kong.

[cujo @teekeebar]

One of the all timers for sure

[kim @koolaid4211]

states putting more protections for ceos based on one shooting compared to the nothing they do to protect students from school shooters is insane to me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/ccr3VmZzjD

[Fetusberry 『Why?』 Crunch @FetusberryJam]

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[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

They need to make a waterproof phone so I can tweet “I’m da king of da shower” when I’m rotating under that hot water like a 7-11 hotdog

[Thea 🌷 @Flak0ps]

“the world isn’t fair” well it SHOULD BE

[Pat💾🐀 @PatRatPatRatPat]

Me: Man im so hungry

The ever so delicious pancake: