If this wasn’t the three of us and Craig in a nutshell then I don’t know what is....actually laughed out loud when I saw this! 😹👏🏻 @notalexbartlett @ryan_watkins24
Hs teachers: “you have to be professional in college, your professors aren’t going to put up with anything”
College professor: “do you guys mind if we keep the lights off for class today I’m hungover”
*one kid is eating mashed potatoes*
i’m going to make myself a chart like parents do for kids except i get gold stars for things like “not pressing snooze 5 times” “didn’t get mcdonald’s on the way home from work” “drank 64oz of water” then i add up all my stickers for the week and that’s how many whiteclaws i get
So you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. You chose the wrong major and had to start over again. You cherished a friend who backstabbed you. It sucks, but it’s also going to work out. That’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going.
me: “I’ll study for this exam this weekend”
*procrastinates all weekend*
me 1 hour before the exam trying to study: “well if I don’t know it by now no point studying”