Laura

[Laura @laura_ann88]

@godivafestival It’s still not working. Am I doing something wrong 🫣

[Laura @laura_ann88]

@godivafestival can you not buy tickets online for Sunday anymore? It lets me pick the amount (2 adults, 1 under 2) but the ‘reserve ticket’ option is greyed out.

[Laura @laura_ann88]

He just wiped her snot or whatever #loveisland

[Laura @laura_ann88]

Wow. Literally taking the piss out of us, gloating about it and getting away with it #downingstreetparty

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy..Pats Drum Kit

[Laura @laura_ann88]

@Pandamoanimum @kellymuntoni 😂

[Laura @laura_ann88]

@kellymuntoni I say this all the time 😂 but I hate myself for it every time I say it if that helps?

[Callum Scott Howells @callumshowells]

Wtaf is this @metpoliceuk ...

Diabolical and shameful.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

I want to tell you about a criminal case I’ve been contacted about.

It’s not pleasant, but in light of @BorisJohnson’s comments yesterday, I think it’s important.

It’s not one of my cases, but it’s v similar to many I prosecute. It involves serious allegations of rape. [THREAD]

[Matthew Thompson @mattuthompson]

So, are we all hugely overreacting? Some thoughts after chats with epidemiologists and statisticians this morning.

I can perhaps best sum it up in the words of one SAGE member who told me: "It's not that we're panicking now. It's that last time we didn't panic enough"

THREAD

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

If this shocking compilation of lies told by Boris Johnson in his first year as prime minister doesn’t make you gut wrenchingly angry nothing will. Everyone needs to watch it

RT if you think the country deserves so much better this truth twisting charlatan

[Wonders Of Nature🧸🌏 @videos_animals]

This is so beautiful and hardworking ♥️😍

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy ...Belgian Loffles

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy ... Bobble Hats

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

I love that the worst thing so far uncovered about Starmer is that he HAS A SECRET DONKEY SANCTUARY WHICH HE HAS REFUSED TO SELL TO DEVELOPERS FOR £10M. That's brutal, guys.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

THREAD. Let me tell you a story. Though my ma, Claire, died in 2010 and my dad in 2015 my sister and I weren't able to get their ashes together until earlier this year (for reasons I won't bore you with). We'd long planned to scatter them in appropriate places. In april we did 1/

[Channel 4 Dispatches @C4Dispatches]

8 year old Courtney and her family live off £5 a day - they rely on a food bank to eat and wear coats to bed when there's no money for heating.

This is Britain today, where more than 4 million children are growing up in poverty.

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

Jeremy finally lost his patience with these punks and rightly so

Corbyn’S Labour are a legit alternative to the Tories and not a gluten free version like Blair’s Labour.

Touché

[Coventry City Council @coventrycc]

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