mamacita™️

Wife, mom, friend

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@SummrWrites Coming soon- Me: I can’t believe it’s December again already!

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@PaulCharchian Also, had Daniel jones in the building and let him go to the colts where he had them leading the division before tearing his Achilles

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

53 yards in penalties on an OT drive in the playoffs

That’s just bad officiating.

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

Absolute banger national anthem

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@ToneDigz Translated from Indonesian 🤣

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@conservmillen I’ve never mistaken you for a “harmless church girl” btw. God bless you @conservmillen and keep speaking truth.

[Kyle Lamb @kylamb8]

JJ McCarthy is terrible. Goodness.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨AWFUL CALL🚨🚨

Minnesota #Vikings pass rusher Dallas Turner got penalized for SACKING #Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson.

Once again, the refs are making it seem like you’re not allowed to touch the quarterback at all… what the hell is he meant to do

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

The US is a country where a solopreneur father of 4 has to pay 44k a year for healthcare with a 12k deductible while elderly retirees get it for free

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@SunWeatherMan @TaraBull808 BOOBS

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@SummrWrites We are going to put in a home gym. What kind of stuff did you get? Looking at a rogue functional trainer….

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@SummrWrites I quit too. Not exactly sure where, but same girl same.

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@walton85 @ComicDaveSmith 😂😂😂

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@RealAMUpdate @DeaceProducer Don’t understand, love it

[Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. @hubermanlab]

Yes. Standard Time year round please.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

If you want to MAHA then get your butt in the gym and watch your diet because politicians can't exercise and eat for you.

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@SummrWrites Unwell part 3 isn’t working on any of my podcast platforms

[mamacita™️ @laura_hoftyzer]

@DeaceProducer It’s what they would have done to trump 🤷‍♀️