Laura

🏳️‍🌈🎶 🥃 country music, singer songwriter lovin English gal. Kind & sarcastic in equal measure.

[Laura @laurabird66]

@McDonaldsUK I know times are tough but the onion offering at Taunton
Heron Gate is always abysmal.

[Laura @laurabird66]

@O2_ClaimsCS Given you’re not a genuine account…..

[Laura @laurabird66]

Hey @O2, I’ve messaged via Instagram as noted but as yet it’s not been read.
Your 02 Academy venue app is instantly crashing so accessing tickets for @TheBrandyClark this coming Friday is, currently, impossible.
Thoughts?

[Laura @laurabird66]

@HunterBoots very disappointed. This is the 2nd pair of original tall that have split across the front above the ankle. Less than 18 months of light weekend wear.
Assumed the 1st pair may have been faulty as they also peeled..but both pairs???

[Laura @laurabird66]

@ARCountry @thechicks BIRMINGHAM 🤞🏻

[Laura @laurabird66]

@Orange_conseil hello. Are you able to help with a request in English to settle and close an account t?

[Laura @laurabird66]

@Orange_France Bonjour. J'ai besoin de parler à un conseiller anglais pour annuler un compte car nous avons vendu une propriété. Impossible d'avoir quelqu'un au 0969363900. Pouvez-vous m'aider ?

[Laura @laurabird66]

@Orange_France bonjour. I need to speak to an English advisor to cancel an account as we have sold a property. Impossible to get anyone on 0969363900. Please can you help?

[Laura @laurabird66]

Drinking wine, enjoying this lovely autumnal September evening and listening to @jodeemessina on shuffle. Come on UK-USA travel, let me get out and see some great live music and visit my friends 😊✈️
#mightbeabittipsy

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

This Delta variant is no joke. Get vaccinated.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I might have an early night” - Translation: It’s ‘phone in bed’ time!

[Laura @laurabird66]

@Nakattacks @janettajo93 Funny. Hang in there came on shuffle today and that’s the one word that stood out..before I’d seen this tweet!

[Laura @laurabird66]

@MickeyGuyton What an absolute piece of shit. People like that deserve nothing but fu*king misery in their shallow and sheltered little lives.

[Laura @laurabird66]

@SkyNewsBreak how many of those are from the Delta variant? 🤔

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning.

[Laura @laurabird66]

Promising.

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Official figures show the UK has recorded 3,165 daily Covid-19 cases and no further deaths in the latest 24-hour period

For more on this and other news visit https://t.co/8OWd2TvLrt

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Thought for the Day

[Laura @laurabird66]

@ackmaui I’m sure your language would be slightly different!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I like to think I’m a chilled person”

*starts driving*

“All these drivers are idiots! IDIOTS!!!

[Laura @laurabird66]

@themorganwill @AshleyMcBryde Impulsive purchases make for the best nights!

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

The Government has announced that more than 70% of adults in the UK have been vaccinated with a first dose of a covid-19 jab and nearly 40% of people have been vaccinated with both doses

For more on this and other news visit https://t.co/8OWd2TvLrt