Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.
Clocking in one last time to my job at the Pissing Me The Fuck Off factory where the only thing I do is watch Survivor 50, and Jeff Probst is my evil boss who won't stop saying "We're like a big family" while he commits human rights violations