Laura Briggs

no.

[chelsea brown @chelobr92]

It's just funny how everyone is like, "wait for marriage to have sex" but no one teaches you how to not eat all your waffle fries before you get home.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

whoever invented the “skip intro” button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upon a citizen and it still wouldn’t be enough

[Jake Goss @jakecgoss]

girls rule

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

@KellyShahbazian audrey gets it.

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

How is everything a “mood” all of a sudden? I’ve seen people take pictures of a plant and caption it “mood”. How do you feel like a plant?

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Love Valentine’s Day, love New Year’s Eve, love taking the SATs, just love high pressure situations and extreme expectations in general

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

napping is like one hour of sleeping and 20 hours of reacclimating to society

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

@KellyShahbazian @MirandaSings this is too true

[witstopher nolan @iqwitmusic]

BALL DONT LIE OMGOMGOFJSJSBFJAKAHSJDJWKWSNDNDJEJRBRBRJDKSKSNSNDJE

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

i wish the world could hear my mom’s commentary while watching Stranger Things. it is art.

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

@the_andywatts woulda been LIT

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

a cab driver tried to talk to me about bitcoin and i had to be like "please sir, can we talk about something i understand like clouds or soups"

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

a @santanderuk commercial just made me cry. send help.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

If Donald Trump is so smart how come he never wins HQ??

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

@iqwitmusic COOL.

[Laura Briggs @laurakbriggs]

@mikemchargue agreed 28268%

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

“Maybe I could start being healthy before January?”, he pondered, as he spread Nutella on his morning Twix.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Nobody knows what day of the week it is. Any attempt to answer is mere bluster and bravado. It’s just dark and not 2018 yet.