Laura / Elle #blm 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)

over 3 years ago

Yo! My first yoga video is FINALLY up on YouTube! I hope you enjoy it! I have 2 other voiceover practices to follow this one, followed by 3 non-voiceover practices where I talk during the sessions. https://t.co/D6rZWPkYzc

lauralign's tweet photo. Yo! My first yoga video is FINALLY up on YouTube! I hope you enjoy it!

I have 2 other voiceover practices to follow this one, followed by 3 non-voiceover practices where I talk during the sessions.

https://t.co/D6rZWPkYzc https://t.co/PuwC49WOJ1

over 1 year ago

Hi everyone, I'm still alive but I stopped using this platform. Maybe I'll start checking it more though because I miss a lot of you. What has everyone been up to? Here's my face for tax.

lauralign's tweet photo. Hi everyone, I'm still alive but I stopped using this platform.

Maybe I'll start checking it more though because I miss a lot of you.

What has everyone been up to? Here's my face for tax. https://t.co/NwE8smSqDW

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St Jude Ambassador, Meme Maker, somewhat retired streamer, Team Sin Squad Alumni Twitch - https://t.co/L3BJ5EA1xW

almost 2 years ago

@stickermule You just lost a huge amount of customers with this. Bye 👋

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LanaQuest aka RosaSparks

@LqLana

over 2 years ago

To those of you that couldn’t bring yourself to vote for Hillary although she was far more qualified. That kept calling her “the lesser of two evils.” That blamed her for the indiscretions of her husband. That let misogyny rule. How ya like this Supreme Court? Things to remember. Third-party candidates can not and will not win. Sitting it out is a vote for Trump. If you want to play games go to an arcade. The rest of us want to save democracy. Want to save yourselves and your children from mass shootings? Want to give women their uterus’ back? Want to save libraries? Want to recognize and embrace the LGBTQ+ community? Want to learn about African American history? Want to embrace equality, equity, and diversity? Stop fucking playing vote Biden/Harris. #DemsUnited

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Starlet

@Starlet_Blossom

UK @Twitch Streamer, now streaming on our couple channel DomesticBliss | Mediocre gamer | Slowly becoming a crazy cat lady | [email protected]

Simply_JXN

@simplyjxn

🔴 @Twitch Variety Partner | 😻 @TeamKittyTV | 💌 [email protected] | She/Her 💗💜💙| Amateur DM 🧙‍♀️& Artist 🖌️ pfp by @davidreneart

over 2 years ago

@EmyrBleddyn that cat is in absolute heaven. i love to see it! very heartwarming 🥰

over 2 years ago

@EmyrBleddyn dude, we have the same tv stand lol! what a gorgeous setup you've got, friend. very festive as well!

over 2 years ago

@TrueTaylee Ahhh what an awesome room! Love all the gaming references, you absolutely crushed it. What a cool kid you've got and I'm sure he LOVED it

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over 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT. Only 17 years old, yet he destroys Republicans better than any adult could. Every second of this gives me hope.

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Angry Staffer

@Angry_Staffer

almost 3 years ago

Fun fact: Since 1995, there have been 5 major government shutdowns. The GOP controlled the House for all 5 of them. Stop giving these idiots power.

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almost 3 years ago

This is Florida. Are you surprised?

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almost 3 years ago

@Xbox Lauralign

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almost 3 years ago

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White

$CalltoActivism's tweet photo. A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White$

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almost 3 years ago

@SheaButterBbby @GamerSupps 💕💕💕 good luck bb

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Jack Hopkins

@thejackhopkins

almost 3 years ago

Occasionally, you’ll hear someone say, “Damn. How could someone like Rudy Giuliani fall so far?! He was such a respectable guy at one time!” Don’t you dare fall for that. Rudy is who he’s always been. Trump just put him in situations that revealed his true nature. You don’t “suddenly” turn into a career criminal in your seventies. You don’t.

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Sen. Bernie Sanders

@SenSanders

almost 3 years ago

Our current health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. Congress must change it. https://t.co/Pl3b8W0RXO

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Fuck You I Quit

@fuckyouiquit

almost 3 years ago

It will never make sense to me

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