Laura Sá

Software Engineer 💻 | GR @ Oriental RC ⚽ | Violetista @ OAULisboa 🎻

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Nvidia is making a huge mistake if they don't bring Jensen Huang back as CEO. You don't get a founder CEO that himself worked on hardware and chip throughout his career.

Nvidia isn't a Oracle or Salesforce that can be run by some MBA or finance executives, it's the company with most advance and complex tech involved, need someone with deep understanding of hardware and chip designing to build the future.

In past Intel lost golden years after promoting CFO Bob Swan, and Apple nearly collapsed after giving control to marketing executive John Sculley.

Tech industry is brutal, you can't design next chip on a ppt or Excel sheet.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Jensen Huang has faced more consequences than virtually anyone in the Epstein Files.

[zǝuodɯɐʞ @kamponez]

Pessoal alienado que diz que o Estado Português não devia estar dependente da Microsoft...
Em 1o lugar, o SW livre tem imensos custos: se houvesse um problema com SW livre, nem todos os santos resolveriam o problema. Teriam que encontrar pessoas que o resolvessem e não há muitas.

[Dr. Gator @DrJoelGator]

Should I be preparing for WW3, a 90-day blackout, or the holidays?

Because I don’t have the money for all 3.

[Tori Sari @hellotorisari]

I’m starting to think the robots had a meeting, made a PowerPoint presentation, and we’re currently living through the implementation phase.

[🇧🇷🏁 @joelixton]

Trump going to extreme lengths to keep Pochettino

[Spencer Brown @SpencerBrown]

This did not age well.

[ProfTalmadge @ProfTalmadge]

Does anyone at the FAA have a Chinese mistress

[h. 🏆 @hxy4t]

Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we

[@JohnBeggs @jbeggs252]

Today I learned you could be fired as CEO of trillion dollar company for having multiple extra marital affairs, one of whom turned out to be a spy; but you can remain president of US while being a serial adulterer, rapist, accused pedo, convicted felon and Russian asset.

[Dan Patrascu-Baba @danpdc]

You all realize that if it turns out this entire Microsoft outage was caused by some AI-generated code that was never reviewed by a human, this detail will NEVER make it to the public?

[Austin @MrAustinPredict]

How many CEOs had to step down for visiting Epstein Island?

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Microsoft has laid off thousands of employees while investing billions in AI. Now Outlook goes down, and everyone is depending on human engineers to get things running again.

It’s interesting how companies keep talking about replacing people until something breaks and they need people to fix it.

[Tara Krishnaswamy @tarauk]

If female CEOs leaked secrets over pillow talk like this, the world would decide women are unfit for leadership

With men, of course, it’s routine occurrence.

[brendanbelfast @brendanbelfast]

Microsoft can’t remember the name of its first pet.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

software engineering is solved

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.

[All Things Luke Newton 📸 @lukeyarchive]

#LukeNewton tomorrow will be in Portugal at the Estação Viana Shopping hosting an autograph session!
The session will be for the people who have purchased one copy of Viana The Legend of the Golden Hearts books.

[Netflix Portugal @NetflixPT]

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