Listen MAGAts, the only reason we care that Lauren Boebert had a bunch of lesbian sex with her employees is that publicly she denounces and attacks the gay and trans community. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
โ ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ฐ๐ณ ๐๐ช๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ
*yawn*
Thereโs no official text of the deal yet. Denmark and Greenland are saying this wonโt impact their sovereignty, and Trump says we gain complete security control over Greenland.
One of them is lying. Iโm betting on the one that lies every time his mouth moves.
People who didnโt really know Greenland existed a year ago are now confidently explaining the strategic implications of a nothingburger agreement that basically just reaffirms the same agreement weโve had since the 1950s
I have a message for all the people who leave MAGA saying "We didn't know it would be this bad, he fooled us."
No. He didn't. He made his intentions very clear right from the start.
You simply didn't care until it affected you.
Listen up, Fuckface: We donโt give a fuck whether you choose electrocution or let a pack of sharks turn you into a fucking buffet. Just pick one and hurry the fuck up. The champagneโs been chilling for 10 years. Weโre thirsty.