Lauren Migliacci

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

I'm jealous watching all the new england bears having the best summer traveling through boston, chillin in pools, eating straight out the garden.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

I'm deeply saddened they don't make leggings like they used to. "High impact" my tuchus.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

I rarely remember dreams but when I do, they are actually nightmares.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

"wow I really. Like these 'two-lees'"..... ma

...She means 'trulys' but not pronunciation checking on their own day.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

You don't realize how far you've come until you realize how much further you got to go.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

Big ups to my dad who STILL signs every text with "dad" in our family group chat

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

You can't stop time. That's the beauty of it

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

New year, pay your Venmo

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

I want a court room sketch artist to do my family portrait. It's the perfect drama.

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Thank you @oofos for going above & beyond by donating gifts & brand new shoes for all the moms in two our family homes!

We're so grateful for your generosity this holiday season. Gifts like these literally change lives.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

All good things must come to an end.... Deviant business @JetBlue 🫤

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

I just did the macarena and (and 33 and 10mo that old) I finally feel alive again #heymacarena

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

Shout out to all my fellow people rockin factory setting home & lock screens.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

Gotta love decisive decision making in your 30s. Any convo that ends with "aggressive....but effective," I can get on board with.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

What a psychological mind twist when your phone creates a memory reel of that bad memory 1 year ago.. sorry, phone, I do not want a collage of my fender bender incident.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

30 min drive on 95 north to boston has become 1hr 20....hitting at 1/8 tank of gas. Whyyy do I continue to play the MA route 95 russian roulette?

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

I would consider moving to education field if it paid fair / reasonable. But teachers ain't even got that now 🙄

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

Sooo I know getting carded entering a bar in your 30s, and 40s is a thrill....But........

The gas station attendant asked if they should fill up my new wheels with 87 or 89 gas. I have all the adults feels, giddy with glee bout this.

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

w/in 2 mins of telling salesperson at @Ford my budget he TOLD me not to walk further down lot & then excused himself to check in on another guy looking at a used truck.guess he didn't care I am paying in cash. He also would have found that my 'budget' was my starting point 🙎🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lauren Migliacci @laurenMIGGS]

Why is there always one lady obnoxiously videotaping an entire wedding ceremony?! My love, that's why couples pay professionals. Put down your apple 4 and enjoy