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[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Joe Biden has been dumped from the Love Island villa.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they are sending joe biden to casa amor

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

get a beer into my hand STAT!!! I don’t even like beer!!!

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Every time Joe closes his eyes I’m like. Not sure if he is gonna open them again

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Upset #1. Biden didn't get lost walking to the podium.

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

took him to the dog park and told him to play w his friends

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

@PlainPablo_RL i shouldn’t have 😂

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

@ashtynhawk1 i’ve been asking myself the same question 😂

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

every few weekends im like “im gonna stay home tn and have a nice night in :)” and i do and it’s the most miserable night of my life

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

I think I hate some of my friends exes more than they do lol they’re out here like “I hope he’s doing well :)” and I’m like oh? I hope he never gets a convenient parking spot ever again and can only grow patchy facial hair forever.. but that’s me

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

one thing about me, i will be playing cards at a house party

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

i’ve passed all of my exams and was starting to think maybe i’m not a dumb bitch after all and then i waited for my bagel to pop up in an unplugged toaster for 10 minutes

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

@anna_webb17 i hate getting my car inspected😂 they tell me “turn on your right blinker” and i honk the horn whoops wrong button!

[lauren @lauren_oco4]

@denglishIV and wrong