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[خليل @laurentraut]

@davegoldhahn @mrmikev @koryzelkind Ray-Ban sunglasses are on sale today for $ 23.99 each! Only one day!https://t.co/BCiEF9gi2o

[خليل @laurentraut]

@versedinversed @Lil_BoyThicc @pvdmostcray Ray-Ban sunglasses are on sale today for $ 23.99 each! Only one day!https://t.co/BCiEF9gi2o

[خليل @laurentraut]

@premierparking forcing people to give a 30day cancellation notice, and not agreeing to honor the current rate. (Which by the way is $180/month but is somehow not high enough. TN unemployment is $275 for reference). Thanks SO MUCH for helping your community.

[خليل @laurentraut]

Incredible to me that @premierparking REFUSES to do anything to discount or freeze monthly parking, in the midst of #COVID19 as all lots sit empty. So many in Nashville are out of jobs and aren't able to pay. All they care about is making a buck.

[m @msnetik]

why does everyone look like a new Batman villain

[خليل @laurentraut]

"please advise," a v professional "fuck you"

[خليل @laurentraut]

Trying to tweet more and drink less this January. I'll let you guys know how that goes Saturday night. But I'll probably drink...and probably not tweet. SO I guess I won't let you guys know...

[خليل @laurentraut]

Is it me or have the Buzzfeed articles getting shared in my newsfeed gotten stupider and stupider?

[خليل @laurentraut]

You ever click on a singular 2 minute Dr. Phil clip on YouTube, and then 45 minutes later you've seen every video on the sidebar?

Yeah, me neither.

[خليل @laurentraut]

@hootsuite #hootsuite #hootsuiteproblems #hootsuitecustomerservice @Hootsuite_Help @HootCommunity

[خليل @laurentraut]

Very disappointed with @hootsuite customer service. Absolutely impossible to cancel your trial. And after multiple attempts to cancel (email, instant messenger, and help center) I see I've now been charged, not a monthly rate but for a whole YEAR. Hope they'll make it right.

[خليل @laurentraut]

#drunktweet It's really too bad that you can't put "balancing drinks on round toilet paper dispensers" on your resume. You know?

[خليل @laurentraut]

My favorite part about the #vanderpumprulesreunion is every time Kristen opens her mouth and people tell her to stop talking. #vanderpumprules

[خليل @laurentraut]

There are few things I hate as much as LuAnn's statement necklaces. #RHONY

[Kelsey Petersen @kpladyyy]

My ex-boyfriend is using my Amazon Prime login to watch @GameOfThrones. Should I deregister his device an hour before the big battle scene this weekend, or an hour before the series finale airs?
Please advise.

[خليل @laurentraut]

@kpladyyy @GameOfThrones Change my vote. The longer you wait, his plans could change. Sooner the better--before the battle.

[خليل @laurentraut]

Is anyone else wondering what the fuck Poosh is?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ever think about how much you miss Vine?

[خليل @laurentraut]

There are two types of people. Those who think GG stands for Gossip Girl, and those who think GG stands for Gilmore Girls.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Clemson is so fucked