Lauren Matlack

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

If another person I went to college or high school with contacts me about a pyramid scheme involving weight loss tea, I’m gonna scream

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

@Ticketmaster is a piece of absolute garbage and i cannot believe we let them have a stranglehold on concert tickets

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

i’m convinced gracie abrams, ingrid michaelson, maggie rogers, and phoebe bridgers are the same person with all this bland music

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

@cakcakcakcakcak 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

@cakcakcakcakcak 👎🏻

[Danielle Belardo, MD @DBelardoMD]

Heartbroken after seeing a young patient with no medical history, end up with a BIFFL GRADE II dissection of the vertebral artery and subsequent acute PICA infarct immediately after a neck adjustment from the chiropractor. This has to stop.

Chiropractors - you HAVE to stop.

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

@espn is so so unbelievably bad at filming games it’s insane

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/GgRLNv43Ud

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

i’ve been a doctor for 5 days and @cakcakcakcakcak is already having me look in his ear 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

The song is getting way more hate than it deserves, but I still think the Call Me Maybe version of the video is the best thing that came out of that year

[kay @kayfrfs]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Flyin' to Philly 🚀 Welcome, @QuinyonMitchell!

@DietzandWatson | #FlyEaglesFly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Right on Q!

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

@cakcakcakcakcak Hey that me 💍

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Bradley Cooper was asked by Howard Stern if he’d rather win multiple 2024 Oscars for Best Actor, Best Director, and have his co-star also win Best Actress, or have the #Eagles win the Super Bowl.

Bradley Cooper with no hesitation:

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

@clhubes

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

Twilight is a cinematic masterpiece and no one can tell me otherwise

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

Out here wondering where the eagles defense is 🧐🧐🧐🧐

[Lauren Matlack @laurmatlack]

This absolutely cannot be real

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

With all the guesses in the world, I absolutely NEVER would have guessed this is a 57 year-old, five time Grammy winning songstress we all know and love