Laura

[Laura @laurschen]

Cargo shorts are technically and spiritually quarter zips.

[Laura @laurschen]

@adamtotscomix In love with this rug situation

[Laura @laurschen]

@swagmastarpaul Sent some stuff ❤️

[Laura @laurschen]

@swagmastarpaul Thank you for sharing this, I donated and ordered a cool shirt!

[Laura @laurschen]

@GrittyNHL @moodengx @MooDengSOL Gritty she was just born, you are so cancelled

[Laura @laurschen]

@OgLakyn That makes a lot of sense, thanks!

[Laura @laurschen]

@OgLakyn I have really gotten into online second hand shopping thanks to you, but am so confused about waist measurements. I don't wear most pants up to my true waist so I don't know if I can trust that measurement? I got burned by a nice pair of pants today 😞

[Laura @laurschen]

@slowpoke_tails @poorlycatdraw Sorry, we like to see the hands touch the legs, that's gonna be a .2 deduction

[Laura @laurschen]

@poorlycatdraw For your consideration: silent judgment and disdain

[Laura @laurschen]

More info: https://t.co/MWF0YQfe9c

[Laura @laurschen]

Someone please go adopt Saltine 😭 @mrfishtopher @JortsTheCat https://t.co/xJFLrmQ9jg

[Laura @laurschen]

@Thinkwert

[Laura @laurschen]

@Eve6 I truly think they should lean in to it and keep it an event where rich people pay thousands of dollars to be treated like shit. Kind of like Common People: the Festival

[Laura @laurschen]

@chrislhayes Appropriate name, since he's a fuckin clown.

[Laura @laurschen]

@swagmastarpaul It's me ur long lost brother, can I get in on this

[Laura @laurschen]

@JuddLegum @Walgreens Counting down to the inevitable "happy international women's day" tweet. Walgreens, you can keep it.

[Laura @laurschen]

@wkpixley1 @atlasobscura In Valhalla, no doubt

[Laura @laurschen]

@PinkeminaDPie @nathanwpyle YES that is 100% why I would not choose grapes in this scenario.

[Laura @laurschen]

@JortsTheCat it's cold, should I let him in??

[Laura @laurschen]

@kyrstensinema