Lola Very

a luscious mix of words and tricks

[Columbia Fireflies @ColaFireflies]

We want to say a special thank you to Jeopardy! Contestant Lauren Vincent and her family for traveling all the way from Boston to join us for Synchronized Hippos Night! This night wouldn't have been possible without her! 🦛⚾️ #LetsGlow #SynchronizedHippos

[Columbia Fireflies @ColaFireflies]

Join the fun and get your own limited-edition Synchronized Hippos t-shirt! Now available in the Mason Jar Team Store and online 🦛

🛍️ Shop Now: https://t.co/9WpLoAUJSb
#LetsGlow #SynchronizedHippos

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’m so afraid for people who blindly trust ChatGPT because it is incorrect about shit all the fucking time.

[Lola Very @lauvinz]

How a ditzy moment becomes a force for good! 🫠🤪🌌

[Columbia Fireflies @ColaFireflies]

From the Congaree to Segra Park, the Synchronized Hippos are ready to take the field! ⚾️

Specialty player-worn jerseys will be up for auction throughout tonight's game, with proceeds benefiting Congaree National Park 🦛🌲

#LetsGlow #SynchronizedHippos

[Columbia Fireflies @ColaFireflies]

Things are getting WILD at Segra Park tonight! 🦛

🎟️ Get your tickets now! https://t.co/7uYsap8eiD

[Columbia Fireflies @ColaFireflies]

From the Congaree to Segra Park, the Synchronized Hippos are ready to take the field! ⚾️

Specialty player-worn jerseys will be up for auction throughout tonight's game, with proceeds benefiting Congaree National Park 🦛🌲

#LetsGlow #SynchronizedHippos

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Don’t want to give the Victorian doctors too much credit but I just went to the seaside and it lowkey did cure my ill humors

[Michael Yeh @michaelyehmd]

“It is easier for a working-class kid to pick up an SAT prep book and study it intensively than it is for them to go on a community-service trip to South America, play travel lacrosse, or flatter the sensibilities of an upper-middle-class admissions official.”

[Maryam @hell_line0]

People who are upset about the declining birth rate also got upset over Anne Hathaway’s belly and AOC’s fertility preservation because they aren’t actually upset about the declining birth rate; they are upset when they can’t control women.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

NOT A HOT TAKE: I would rather see a flyer made in Paint on a Dell computer from 2006 than a ChatGPT Ai flyer.

[mikal bridges lover @redhead_og]

Congrats! The biggest threat to women’s sports has yet again proven to be cisgender men. For everyone who wanted to “protect women,” you just proved you don’t give a shit whatsoever!

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

The problem with Woke 1 was that it did the opposite of that Michael Brooks quote about being "kind to people, ruthless to systems." It tried to fix massive societal issues by micromanaging individual behavior, which was never going to work, and only empowers bad faith bullies.

[MJ Lee @MJofATL]

I'm so tired of this Fauci shit. Did everybody forget this was a fuckin global pandemic? Other countries shut the fuck down too. You think Fauci was the Emperor of the World or something? Blaming one American health official for the entire global response is literally ridiculous.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Whitey @Whitey_83]

Most of these fuckin chuds fixating on the WNBA barely acknowledged women could competently play sports until it became the perfect vehicle for anti-trans panic. They've always seen women's athletics as a sideshow at best and a bastardization of "real sports" at worst.

[emily may @emilykmay]

it's interesting to be told that you are both insanely hysterical for having any fear that men would take your rights while they simultaneously tell you that they could easily physically overpower you and take your rights.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

So what you’re telling us is that the threat to women’s sports was never from trans women and always from loser males?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

There are more active Ku Klux Klan chapters than trans athletes in America.

There are more states where child marriage is legal than trans athletes in America.

There have already been more school shootings in 2026 than trans athletes in America.

There are more antigovernment extremist groups in almost every single state than trans athletes in America.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

do you guys understand the US gov’t is underfunding USPS so that they can privatize it, make money, and let poor and rural people die? people will die if we let them destroy this service

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

The "Public Library" is one of the last places you can exist without spending money, and they're being systematically defunded. It's not an accident, it's the elimination of public space that doesn't require a transaction. They want every moment of your life to generate revenue for someone.