Drama Queen

None of the tweet belongs to me, so just chill !!!!!!
NO Autofollowback!! Dont ruin tweet
by asking questions ^_^

[luster @immortal_luster]

Listen to me when I'm not talking to you - woman

[luster @immortal_luster]

One woman's pain is other woman's gossip.

[luster @immortal_luster]

Dhoni should declare an inning and let WI bat. In 2nd inning Sachin should open for India.
#ThankYouSachin

[Aladdin @Alllahdin]

Cricket made Virat Kohli popular, whereas Sachin made Cricket popular. Hence Sachin is irreplaceable. #Difference

[RAM dom talk @SeikenUchi]

I once wrote a joke about a mosquito and it died right after I hit send. That joke killed.

[Bliss Beach @BlissBleach]

I'm at that point where Twitter is a narcotic.

[BaBa @BabaBakChod]

Consider every extra bite of your favourite dish as poison if your stomach is full.

[Haunted Timeline @HauntedTimeline]

When you can't get someone off your mind, the only way to soothe the heart is to be around the person you love as much as possible.

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

*Sachin on screen*

Sidhu: Yeh dekho! Aa gaya humara Sachin! Thoko taali!

*RahulG on screen*

Sidhu: Yeh kahan se aa gaya? Thoko gaali!

[Professor @BeerOholic]

बहुत कम लोग जानते है कि दस अवतारों के बाद भगवान विष्णु ने ग्यारहवा अवतार एक खिलाडी के रूप में लिया था #SachFacts

[Aladdin @Alllahdin]

On the major, Perfectionists are Pessimists.

[Drama Queen @lavina021]

Enlightenment is ego's ultimate disappointment.

[James @jannable9]

Made some terrible life choices the last few years.

Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.

[James @jannable9]

Me and my wife are into roleplay.

Whenever we go to public places, she pretends she respects my opinion and I pretend to listen to her.

[James @jannable9]

I'm not beyond faking my own death to avoid human interaction.

[Drama Queen @lavina021]

@allforandrea Thank you so much, luv ya ❤❤❤❤❤ :))))))))

[its_all_sexy_to_me @ItsAllCrazyToMe]

I'm out of my head today and have no one to talk to

So there's that. And twitter....

[its_all_sexy_to_me @ItsAllCrazyToMe]

I feel like some of you are doing a little social experiment of your own.

Well played

[its_all_sexy_to_me @ItsAllCrazyToMe]

How to avoid divorce in one simple step:

Wait for it....

Never get married

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