Bob Loblaw

Ardent supporter of the billable hour. Aspiring golden retriever. Mayor of Hamsterdam.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

Welcome to D.C., Felix! 🧙‍♂️

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Welcome to SA, Ja'Kobi!

@Ticketmaster | @Vol_Hoops

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Welcome to Milwaukee, Nate Ament!

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

How that boy movin tomorrow https://t.co/c8p2nis1o7

[Spotrac @spotrac]

Suing your prospective employer for (allegedly) violating a CBA that you're not currently bound to is a choice.

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Gotta check in

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

“UsA Is OnLy GoOd beCaUSE thEY tOOk plAyERs fRoM EnGlAnD”

Yeah that’s literally how America was founded bozo, welcome to humanity’s melting pot😭✌️✌️✌️✌️

[ivan c @yungic_]

looking at the craft beer menu knowing we’re about to order a bucket of coors

[Nic Agüero @ClawForThatInch]

put the loudest hbcu band in the stands and have them play neck and the fsu war chant all game. boom. problem solved.

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Courtside at MSG is funny because it’s like beloved former Knicks star from the ‘90s next to an insanely famous actor next to the CEO of a company that turns orphans into AI data center liquid coolant.

[Thack Sparrow @_TheLongOne_]

“Sir, Germans have crossed the border and are advancing on Chattanooga”

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[brian @brianonhere]

Knicks overcorrecting by inviting Hilary Clinton to Game 4 and somehow losing the entire series in one game

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

We should pickpocket Europeans and arrest them for social media posts so they feel more at home.