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we all just some eggs fr.

[lawk @lawkgames]

Putting “All women” at 7th most influential persons in history has to be rage bait.

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History

1. Jesus
2. Napoleon
3. Muhammad
4. William Shakespeare
5. Abraham Lincoln
6. George Washington
7. Adolf Hitler
8. Aristotle
9. Alexander the Great
10. Thomas Jefferson
11. Henry VIII of England
12. Charles Darwin
13. Elizabeth I of England
14. Karl Marx
15. Julius Caesar
16. Queen Victoria
17. Martin Luther
18. Joseph Stalin
19. Albert Einstein
20. Christopher Columbus
21. Isaac Newton
22. Charlemagne
23. Theodore Roosevelt
24. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
25. Plato
26. Louis XIV of France
27. Ludwig van Beethoven
28. Ulysses S. Grant
29. Leonardo da Vinci
30. Augustus
31. Carl Linnaeus
32. Ronald Reagan
33. Charles Dickens
34. Paul the Apostle
35. Benjamin Franklin
36. George W. Bush
37. Winston Churchill
38. Genghis Khan
39. Charles I of England
40. Thomas Edison
41. James I of England
42. Friedrich Nietzsche
43. Franklin D. Roosevelt
44. Sigmund Freud
45. Alexander Hamilton
46. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
47. Woodrow Wilson
48. Johann Sebastian Bach
49. Galileo Galilei
50. Oliver Cromwell
51. James Madison
52. Gautama Buddha
53. Mark Twain
54. Edgar Allan Poe
55. Joseph Smith, Jr.
56. Adam Smith
57. David, King of Israel
58. George III of the United Kingdom
59. Immanuel Kant
60. James Cook
61. John Adams
62. Richard Wagner
63. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
64. Voltaire
65. Saint Peter
66. Andrew Jackson
67. Constantine the Great
68. Socrates
69. Elvis Presley
70. William the Conqueror
71. John F. Kennedy
72. Augustine of Hippo
73. Vincent van Gogh
74. Nicolaus Copernicus
75. Vladimir Lenin
76. Robert E. Lee
77. Oscar Wilde
78. Charles II of England
79. Cicero
80. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
81. Francis Bacon
82. Richard Nixon
83. Louis XVI of France
84. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor
85. King Arthur
86. Michelangelo
87. Philip II of Spain
88. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
89. Ali, founder of Sufism
90. Thomas Aquinas
91. Pope John Paul II
92. René Descartes
93. Nikola Tesla
94. Harry S. Truman
95. Joan of Arc
96. Dante Alighieri
97. Otto von Bismarck
98. Grover Cleveland
99. John Calvin
100. John Locke

Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013.

Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

[lawk @lawkgames]

Just remember folks,

It doesn’t fucking matter as long as you’re getting it in and moving that body.

Ego cardio might be top 10 most retarded shit I’ve heard this year and it’s November.

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

Just remember, folks:

If you’re going to do indoor cardio & the StairMaster is your choice of modality….just make sure you’re NOT doing it like you see in Video 1 and instead doing it like you see in Video 2

Can we all agree to leave EGO CARDIO in 2025?

Please???

[lawk @lawkgames]

@polemoskarios @Tysenberg hahaha

[lawk @lawkgames]

Stack bread, lift weights, die

[lawk @lawkgames]

You have two wolves inside of you. They’re both boys. And they’re kissing.

[lawk @lawkgames]

eat more chikn

[lawk @lawkgames]

Nah bo7 is so fun

[lawk @lawkgames]

Nah it’s impossible to clean bulk, I literally can’t eat enough without feeling like I have to puke all day. I think I’m just gonna get the macros, and then drink a 5 guys milkshake lmao

[lawk @lawkgames]

Really weird being 28 and and seeing other 22-28 year olds that look like they’re in their mid 30s

[the Rich @Duderichy]

late 20’s is when you start to see harsh divergences in who has taken care of themselves based on their faces

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

boomers don’t understand how bad hoeflation really is

[lawk @lawkgames]

@BrolySaiyanman watch more than a game and tell me he didn’t have hotel lobbies and streets packed in high school

[lawk @lawkgames]

Okay alls I’m saying is LeBron had this treatment at 16

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

This isn't a concert. It's just MJ at a hotel.. this isn't even a question

[lawk @lawkgames]

@IcarusUnite yummy yummy ice cream boy

[lawk @lawkgames]

@yosoyciaa your job isn’t supposed to make you happy, it can, but it’s not meant to. Especially if you’re younger and likely haven’t started your real career. You sound like an ignorant child when you say shit like “my boss is mean to me bc my job isn’t fun enough! :(“

[lawk @lawkgames]

bring bullying back man

[K1K1 🐈 @k1k3art]

How is this even real

[lawk @lawkgames]

gotta just perish next time my bad

[LOLA🦋💙 @kirahdollz]

If he runs when crossing the road 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[lawk @lawkgames]

@BrokenGamezHDR_ does fighting an eldritch demon not qualify as “going above and beyond the call of duty” to you?

[lawk @lawkgames]

“Male egos are too huge for this”

Everytime a dennys waitress calls me baby I stg it adds a year to my lifespan

[Maririn~ @TopGyaru]

Imagine if the roles were reversed

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

the male suicide rate would go to ZERO