Matthew Lawrence

NY/NJ Comedian/Writer 🌙

High School World History/Career Education Teacher 🌞

[Matthew Lawrence @lawrenma]

@Not_an_ebug You too!!
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[Robert Zamboni 🐾🇨🇦😉 @Not_an_ebug]

Good morning everyone… Enjoy your day! ☕️😉👍

[Tiki🌈s Legacy-Reo🌈Nina🌈#PuggieForever @paco5775]

I have something in my eye... it's tears 🥹 of gratitude for our pals on Twitter. We have little family left, very few local "friends"- but the magnitude of kindness and love we witness daily online overwhelms us. Goodnight everyone. Love, Tiki 🐾 ❤️ #ThankYou #Dogs #missyouReo

[Matthew Lawrence @lawrenma]

Hey guys.... going to take a break to take care of some unfinished business. I'll be back as soon as possible -gonna miss everyone!!

[Matthew Lawrence @lawrenma]

Hey guys.... going to take a break to take care of some unfinished business. I'll be back as soon as possible -gonna miss everyone!!

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Spread for the big game goin crazy

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

This is embarrassing

[Matthew Lawrence @lawrenma]

@DanManCarney 😂

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

This was not supposed to happen

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Just left this place. They all knew you

[Jonathan Tillson @JonathanTillson]

https://t.co/Y6wzS7kwKR

[Jonathan Tillson @JonathanTillson]

Size Matters

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

Both teams should be ashamed with how they’re performing at Taylor’s first Super Bowl.

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

The Jesus ad strategy is “Are you into foot worship? Then maybe you’ll be into this other type of worship too.”

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

I won’t know if Usher is doing good until they show Taylor Swift dancing & singing along.

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

Religion Super Bowl ads:

Christianity: “join us!”

Scientology: “join us!”

Judaism: “leave us alone!”

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

Our boy grew up.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

We gotta start shaming actors for being in commercials again or I’m never gonna have health insurance

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It would be funny if the chiefs win and taylor swift takes a private jet to the field