Laylah Funk

[🇧🇪🇧🇦🇪🇸 @selfcontrI]

Ijboled their way to the moon and ijboled their way back to earth

[Owen Sparks @OwenSparks]

No need to send poets to the Moon, we have NASA Astronaut Victor Glover

[amanda @jailedamanda]

How can you not be romantic about humanity

[donnatella moss🫧 @lyrics2jesus]

developing a parasocial relationship w the artemis II crew rn

[NASA @NASA]

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Our @NASAArtemis II astronauts woke up on the sixth day of their mission to a special message recorded in 2025 by astronaut Jim Lovell, the pilot of Apollo 8.

[Someone’s failed-clone’s daughter/granddaughter @MarienneMaid]

Lord give me the confidence of the men entering these JFK Jr lookalike contests

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

My love language is not opening reels that are sent to me

[joanne @alexgcdiaz]

this diva

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Realizing today that this is the first time in my life I’ve had a hyperfixation while having a full time corporate job and idk how any of yall do it im going certifiably insane

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[caitlin @ccahilll]

lori light foot spotting in line ahead of me to get a costco rotisserie chicken

[pj @pjayevans]

when someone is shocked that you haven’t seen a movie. Who gives a shit..I was doing other stuff

[MsLifeGoesOn🖤🪐. @jordaansp1]

If your AC stay on 67-70 dont invite me to that igloo you live in

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing: