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My life is like one really long joke about semaphore.

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@AlwaysFlacko @girldrawsghosts TBF, they course-corrected his whole schtick early on because it's a lot less charming in the first 2-3 eps.

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@JuliaChase1969 @JenniferJokes @GeauxGabrielle Not fatty enough to enjoy in a roast or meatballs, but was really good as jerky.

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@droppedyourhnd @SavLovesSwift When you're used to wearing it the feeling of not having it on makes you panic (which is generally a good thing—you want to build an "oh no where is it??"response, but not ideal for vacation)

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@prayerborne @JoshRat84816613 @SandyofCthulhu My understanding was that Mama Cass' heart attack was also the result of anorexia/years of diet cycling.

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@lisakwildman @Romy_Holland @Insect_Song I was so excited that my hospital brought it in just before I was due last year, and it ended up doing nothing other than making me nauseated

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So I have taken a mini palette to dinner but tbf I was deep in the 2015 trenches of "looks that go from day to night!"

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@stuartsaysstop @maxwelltani Definitely on the rock stations in Canada by 2007; there were not-particularly-hip guys repeatedly playing the Sun Goes Down guitar cords during lunchtime in high school

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@fakehistoryhunt @theafroaussie I had read about mummy eating as medicine slightly earlier, maybe that's what they meant? https://t.co/vDMVb8clzy

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@wildstar33 @cmclymer Yea unfortunately, the % of jobs only requiring a hs diploma have dropped like crazy, which is an issue across the board given the cost of college https://t.co/Kv0qwzeDjS.

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@ahmadatum @BenjaminHouy Tbf, I got a blunt yes once: I was asking a flight attendant if I could put my bag in the bin (Only to realize " Could you please move out of the way so that I may do so?" needed to be asked as well 😅)

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@itshoneylive In that case, maybe add cinnamon?

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@itshoneylive We did this as part of learning about pioneers in grade 2 which like....I'm not one to question the BC education system but that shit took a very long time.

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Adding "+reddit" to your google search will connect you with real answers 99% of the time.

But the other 1%, it's just someone from 3 years ago, equally frustrated that no one can name the song from the PeeWee Herman van chase scene of the Buffy movie:

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@piroiro_ @AlecPloof @JohannHerr_ Seconded!

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@BahariManchuga @JillFilipovic I mean I certainly hosted "everyone contribute booze for bucket-o-sangria" parties but it was the exception not the rule. Most people were on limited budgets and it was easiest to just see to one's self.

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@ar1_zzzzzz @unicornsftw @thatqueerkiwi I managed a website that posted articles about sex as well as erotic fiction—our analytics showed that men absolutely read porn.

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@queefneyspearz @theashleyray Gotcha! Yea I guess if they knew exactly how many siblings your parents have they might ask,but if you say "oh I grew up calling my mum's bestie from college 'aunt'" that wouldn't need further clarification

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@queefneyspearz @theashleyray Also from BC/studied in ON but I guess in adulthood I would maybe clarify it when used, like "oh my mom and I are going to a play with fake aunt Susan on Friday".