Lauren Randall

Comedian. Bachelor superfan. Podcast addict.
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[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

where can I find up to date episodes of #BelowDeck in Australia pls

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

Is this real life? What do @AusBorderForce do if they don't protect our borders? I thought #ABF was literally formed to stop boats 🤦

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@timbyrnes89 They never will, haha. Unresolved grievances all over the place against that lot. I'd love it if change happened, I'm so disillusioned though it makes me sick 😰

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@julia_zemiro @SBS 😍

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@crowdkilling Discuss and disseminate pls

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@SciNate I love glitter and your eyes are goals 😍😍😍

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@BobbyCr48838634 @realDonaldTrump @CNN @CDCgov Ah the phrase "stable genius" cracks me up. Classic

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@timbyrnes89 How many of us do we need to start a class action 😂 hope you feel a tiny bit better knowing that you're not alone and I think you're cool as hell x

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@timbyrnes89 Absolutely. Though if they had to act ethically ALL the time, who would collect all the kickbacks?!

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@haylofx miss you even more now you have such pretty hair 😝

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@timbyrnes89 Do they still make you ask your doctor to write the nature of your condition on your certificate? Literally illegal but EBAs seem to be the loophole for such disgusting requests.

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

I just don't think enough people realise this. https://t.co/dsydcMU7we

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

I was driving so couldn't take a pic ($1000+4points no thanks) but I saw this van today and I just feel they could've thought of a better name, because now I have to rename my Pulsar #bonebus #bones #pulsar 🍆☠️🥛🏋️‍♀️

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

I'm at the #lifelinebookfest and honestly it's most just copies of The World According to Clarkson 🙄

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@haylofx Mate, be proud. Share the pics. Don't lose them to Snapchat. #TallPeopleProblems

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

I love that one of the options on @TransLinkSEQ is to just forego their shitty service and use your own damn legs instead.

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@louistheroux thank you for coming back to Brisbane. Your documentaries and insights have healed me on many occasions and it's an honour to see you speak. #louistheroux

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

@julia_zemiro thank you for bringing Louis back to Aus. There's no Aussie better suited to share the stage with him. You're an absolute rockstar and your dress was on point 👌 #louistheroux @louistheroux

[Lauren Randall @lc_randall]

#asklouistheroux PS I am in seat section 3 P79 xoxo