Lindsay Klassen

I sometimes talk in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent and either lose or gain friends because of it

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

Am I the only one getting Elon musk updates on my notifications when I don’t even follow the dude? #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsATroll

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

@flanaganfilm I turned on Netflix at midnight and wasn’t there so had to search for it. ITS SO GOOD

[AG @agrindlay]

Lightning bolt strikes One World Trade Center directly ⚡️⚡️ #nyc #storm #weather #lightning #thunder #NewYorkCity @OneWorldNYC @foxnewsalert @NBCNews @ABCWorldNews @CNN @CNNnewsroom @ABC7NY

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

13 August 1926 | Czech Jewish girl Lotte Steinerová was born.

She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt Ghetto on 6 September 1943. She did not survive.

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

Shapiro Reacts to AWFUL SNL Abortion Skit https://t.co/w9veyV8hR1 via @YouTube

Omfg I forced myself to watch this and what the actual even fuck. @IwriteOK @bastardspod I hope you see this and destroy him. Literally made my skin crawl #fuckbenshapiro

[Jackie Redmond @Jackie_Redmond]

On Toews:

It’s not about how Bowman treated YOU. It’s about how Bowman (and others) treated Kyle Beach. You don’t get to minimize his experience in ANY way just because yours was different.

I’m sorry nobody spoke up for you back then, Kyle.
But we’re speaking up for you now.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Incredibly powerful. ❤️

Leylah Annie Fernandez's father, Jorge, chats with @markhmasters about what it means to represent Canada as an immigrant family. 🇨🇦

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

The right to choose is a woman’s right and a woman’s right alone. Every woman in Canada has a right to a safe and legal abortion. It’s time men stop telling other men that it’s ok for them to decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies.

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

Follow @AuschwitzMuseum.

Please RT & amplify our voice.

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

@StephenKing Hooooly shit (spoiler alert) you nailed that one I was shoooook

[Chris Hilling @cityonahilling]

My outfit for the end of the #WandaVision finale:

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

@flieldy “I just got in from California and I’m in quarantine or id take it myself” like WHAT then why the hell are you talking to me without a mask?! Also “don’t lose any of the sheets it’s important” like I was gonna get into my car and roll all the windows down. 🙄🙄🙄

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

@flieldy Once I picked up what was supposed to be an envelope from a woman to deliver to her lawyer, and it was like 500 loose sheets and she was like “what do you mean you don’t have an an envelope??” Like ma’am I’m a courier not a post office. And the best part,

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Ted Cruz's dog prefers its previous owner.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Don, you're fired.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out.

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

17 January 1933 | French Jewish girl Rosa Lisoprawski was born in Paris.

She arrived at #Auschwitz on 22 January 1944 in a transport of 1,115 Jews deported from Drancy. She was murdered after selection in the gas chamber.

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

@StephenKing Omg the Manchurian candidate is a masterpiece

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

This @browns @steelers game is INSANE?? Anyone pick the browns by 100?
#Browns

[Lindsay Klassen @lcklassen]

I watched #Olympushasfallen last night, it always seemed a tad far fetched but after yesterday, i guess those guys didn’t have to try so hard🙄