madge

Please remove your shoes and do not brush against my walls.

[madge @le_marga]

Can vegetarians go H.A.M.?!?

#hasanyonemadethisjokeyet #vegetarians #HAM

[Mojo Ferocious @MojoFerocious]

Emily could have been the type of villain that’s good for viewers to hate, but the first 3 targets of her ire certainly make her seem like a more sinister type of villain that shouldn’t be platformed #Survivor45

[please, mr. post man @AuntColony]

Jokes are a lot like dogs in that they bring immeasurable joy to people until a cop comes along and kills them for no reason

[Tiara Willis @thetiarawillis]

OFFICIAL LIST OF MY PRODUCT RECOMMENDATIONS ❤️

Everything. Organized in lists. One easy page! https://t.co/oTyMU7fyzs

I update it regularly 😊

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Season 2 of The Bear is so good but the love interest feels very much like a manic pixie dream girl they made a doctor so it wouldn’t seem sexist

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Elon Musk announced that he will restrict the term "cisgender" on twitter, declaring it a slur.

This is a recycling of anti-gay tactics, which declared "straight" a slur.

"Cis" has a long history, and I examine it here.

Subscribe to support my work.

https://t.co/s88uBdzidg

[NOH8 Campaign @NOH8Campaign]

BREAKING: Federal judge rules #Tennessee's drag ban is unconstitutional #NOH8

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The only true way to get rid of a mosquito bite

[Defend the Atlanta Forest/Stop Cop City @defendATLforest]

Stop Trying to Make Cop City Happen

[ICU OnePager @OnePagerICU]

Here's the ICU OnePager guide to end tidal CO2 and capnography. How does it work? When is ETCO2 useful? What can the waveform tell us?

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

If Iowa would’ve won, Jill Biden would not even have considered inviting LSU to the goddamn White House.

Come on now

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

GOP: We protect kids!

So—ban child labor?

GOP: No

Ban child marriages?

GOP: No

Ban children from carrying guns?

GOP: No

Ban gun sales w/o background checks?

GOP: No

Then how exactly do protect kids?🤔

GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag, & free school lunch.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 sins in the world, deadly, cardinal, mortal, mocca and California Rai.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

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[pat regan @poregan]

I am so sad that it is 1:42pm eastern standard time

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

The poor House Clerk is dangerously close to running out of pencil

[invader zim @f8the]

ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to

[Lucero Cantu @luceroicantu]

C-SPAN needs to set up a confessional camera ASAP

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me