Lead Balloons

Funny party balloons for birthdays and parties. Miserable, pessimistic and abusive. Share the hate...

[jennica @jennicamaephoto]

you said i was the best
simultaneously the worst

[reaghan @reaghanhunt]

why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

Discovering I was colorblind came completely out of the orange.

[Jake @dubiousrhetoric]

[after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

@wefail @DaftLimmy Used to win awards for Flash sites. Little banners. Like getting a gold star for not shitting the bed. I got one after spending days on a 5 layer parallax rolling landscape. Good times. Better times.

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

@MeTheManAndKids Did you get them ok?

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

@MeTheManAndKids Thanks for the order ;)

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

@MeTheManAndKids Hi Emma. It will be posted today 2nd class, so probably Wednesday.

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

Anyone looking for a new tattoo?

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

For a while now I have been indicating my current mood on the corner of balloon orders. Anyone noticed? #FridayFeeling

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

@timninjakitchen I think I need your brain. Mine is like mashed potato poured into an upturned bike helmet.

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

I will do my best to accommodate requests for drawings on the postal boxes. Here is a dinosaur fighting a robot #dinosaur #robot

[Lead Balloons @leadballoonsuk]

Animal cruelty!! 😭
The photo on the left shows the monkey before he was captured, shaved, & forced to play a scuba diver in a film.So sad.

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@DaftLimmy fiverr gig. Seriously.

[Give Me Internet @GiveMeInternet]

Best Store Name Ever!

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Funeral range. Yes or no? #SundayFunday #funeral #balloons

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@ProfBrianCox @robinince More brains needed. Is this form solvable? @mathemaniac @jamesgrime @standupmaths @tomscott @alexbellos @numberphile @_mikepound

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.@BrightonHoveCC Please tell me the two numbers to write here.....1 broken box needs replacing.

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@ProfBrianCox @robinince I have one broken recycling bin, and I need it replaced. This is the council form. This riddle is unsolvable?