Olivia

like...why?

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I JUST LEARNED THAT IF WE LOSE THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WE BASICALLY TRIGGER A LITERAL CARBON TIME BOMB AND MASS EXTINCTION EVENT, SAVE THE RAINFOREST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

Date ppl who are gentle with you bc love is ethical before it is emotional. That part gets skipped a lot. Attraction & chemistry can be loud but even trauma has chemistry too.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

had a massive dispute trying to cancel my internet service yesterday, but

i’m moving to an area they don’t cover, so i called to close the account.

"i need to cancel my service."

"certainly, but you have to return the router in its original box to an authorized service center first."

"i threw that cardboard box away three years ago. can i just bring the router?"

"no, our system requires the original barcode on the packaging to process a termination."

"so if i don't have a piece of trash from 2023, i have to pay you forever?"

"it's our standard equipment return policy."

i pulled up the original PDF agreement on my phone while holding.

"i'm looking at section 4 of the terms right now. it says 'equipment must be returned in good working condition.' it doesn't say anything about the original cardboard box."

"uh... let me check with a supervisor."

she put me on hold for ten minutes. when she came back, her entire tone changed.

"Ma’am, we can waive the box requirement this once. just bring the router to the store."

they try to lock you into billing cycles using fake rules they make up on the spot, hoping you’ll just get tired and give up.

if it’s not in the contract you signed, it’s not a rule. don't let corporations bully you with imaginary policies.

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity andhappiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

[Mia Skylar @MiaSkylar]

“Eso es controlar el cuerpo es una persona!!! 😡😡”

Ahh, ahora sí que lo entienden. 🥰

[blue @bluewmist]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[Richie | AI Engineer & SEO Specialist @RDRembert]

Ford veteran engineers walking back into the office knowing that they couldn’t be replaced by AI

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

[🍀 @EarlJakes]

Lmfao i remember my hg was throwing a party and r Kelly came on and one of the dudes there just kept repeating “this song is about an 11 year old girl” until she turned it off and it was so effective 😭

[blue @bluewmist]

My spouse saying to the four year old about his brother, "He is telling you about it because he's excited, not because he thinks you don't know." And that, my friends, is also a lesson I need to hear.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I don't give a shit that America is 250 years old. This country lets people without insurance die, leaves its veterans to rot on the streets, and blows up little kids in their schools.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Hulu about to be so mad

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[sh☆z @certishaz]

i find it so funny that those mini electric fans are a gendered item

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Amazon Prime is easily the worst streaming service. It's basically, "Thanks for subscribing! Now here's a bunch of movies you still have to pay extra to watch