Tony “Auston Matthews” Soprano

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day

[Tucker Kraft @TuckerKraft]

Play Free Bird!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

FSDLJKFHLDJSKAHFKJL

[kayla @brunettemocha]

This is probably the worst opinion I’ve ever seen on the internet

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

it’s actually hilarious how you can watch a guy throw a football and almost immediately recognize they spent two years in green bay

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Tony “Auston Matthews” Soprano @leafspackers]

@Sp33dboatRandy @schloop69

[Dr Claws Cat @drclawscat]

I say this sincerely and from the bottom of my heart:

He really is one of the stupidest motherfuckers to eve draw oxygen.

[Spinosaurus @Sornaman2001]

Fuck you too.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

……

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Damn that brotha starving

[communist history vids ☭ @commsurreallism]

shes been in office longer then most kings have sat on thrones

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

A lot of you niggas got him beat

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Bet that class was well behaved

[Lisa MacLeod @MacLeodLisa]

Grateful to Billie Eilish, Mark Ruffalo and Pedro Pascal for their outspoken advocacy against the murderous IRGC on behalf of this slain young man.

UM, WAIT, NVMD.