ocean man

she/they 🤸‍♀️
i am a schnitzel !! i am a schnitzel !!

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

If my wife was doing this with her coworker I’d kill myself in a public space

[ocean man @leah_orla]

just thinkin bout hozier

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[kiko @trulytrulyx2]

artsy men r so crazy cuz they see meaning in everything but their actions

[isabelle🖤❤️🦝 @NOTHINLEFTABOVE]

i wouldn't hear anyone... its lonely at the top

[mariana @pastapilled]

first day of my period

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

@laylology hatred of pigeons is a huge red flag, an excellent sign of a bitter and cruel soul

[🂱 @laylology]

casual cruelty toward pigeons will be repaid tenfold in your next lifetime

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Big fan of these guys

[ellie 🦇 @lorkhans]

obsessed with this dune part 2 review

[grovy @grovymango]

I do not play around with fonts. Fonts make me emotional. When a font is ugly it makes me wanna kill myself

[● Will Wiesenfeld ● @BATHSmusic]

vinegar is crazy man. the wario of water

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Easy Life announce their new name will be Stelios Poo Poo Pants