Leah

Publicist. Artist. Writer. Part-Time Eldritch Monster.
Sometimes I post my face on Instagram -

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

That is to say if I'm on a fabulous vacation and a wealthy, newly married socialite with many enemies is strangled on the beach, I'm singing like a canary.

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

Imagine being a hotel manager of a quiet little seaside inn and then Hercule Poirot checks in...

[꩜ @laylology]

as a 4.7 magnitude earthquake hit manhattan i couldn't help but wonder...was my relationship with big structurally sound enough to withstand the impact?

[Kazembe Balagun @Bronxbanlieue]

Eric Adams about to send 500,000 cops to the earth’s core.

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

@statementpe4ce 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨 I would have killed to hear that reaction lol

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

Am I crazy or did NYC just have an earthquake?

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

Self Portrait.

[reb @rebmasel]

this meeting could’ve been a fistfight

[𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔦 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 @SAKIR0SE]

work emails are turn-based combat

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

I knew me and Cardi were kindred spirits.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Cardi B talking about her love for FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt

[no @zedonarrival]

women who wear their work lanyards on the subway with their gov’t name, company, and title printed in bold sans serif font… stop that <3

[gabitha. @igabitha]

how could they not consider you? how can you be left unseen when to know you is to see you. a heart as soft as yours and a presence as bright should easily be considered. everyday.

— you leave marks.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

It’s hard for me to explain, it’s better felt. But the person isn’t even trying to really get to know you as a person, if they are they’re agreeing with everything you say. Excessive around the clock compliments/Objectification. Putting you on a pedestal without even knowing you.

[Leah @leahs_o_live]

How have I maintained this crush on these 4 men for more than a decade?

[fox me in 45 🎃 @foxwatsons]

hey wow here’s some of my arms race video for super normal respectful reasons ha ha crazy