One of my biggest complaints this holiday season? The apricot Crayola crayon doesn’t work like the others. It just smears on and ruins the other shades around it. #aintfoolinanyone#getwithitCrayola#bye
*me being stressed out on the first day of classes*
“Omg I’m so stressed out”
@lealeemacy “do you need some food...or like a sweater? I also have socks....” 😂
First they kill off the vegans with contaminated lettuce
Now they kill off the meat eaters with contaminated beef
But they'll never get me, I'll be safe because I can't afford food
One time a little kid asked me if I wanted to see magic trick so I said sure then he then proceeded to stick his arm in a vending machine and grab a candy bar out if it