Ffion Jones

A very slow potato peeler

[Ffion Jones @leatherquotes]

Hi everyone, I've written a survey based on how healthy and enjoyable fan communities are in the age of social media for my dissertation (I'm in my 3rd year of my Media and Communications degree). Here's the link: https://t.co/tjHhWXl3l1

Please fill in and R.T! #fanstudies

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s a good day to just sit and eat biscuits

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

That's not how acronyms work

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

The only way we're superior to dogs is that we can eat chocolate.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so we’re going to try this whole thing. again tomorrow

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i wonder if there’s more to life. than being ridiculously good-looking

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. today is full of possibilities. maybe i’ll do things. or maybe i won’t

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

Alright Eyal. Bit harsh. #LoveIsland

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

WIFE: I'm leaving

ME: Well it's no suprise, our relationship has slowly deteriorated and I'm not sure we even like each other any more

WIFE: I'm leaving to go to the shops

ME: Ooh get tacos

[Eric Saueracker @esaueracker]

Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat.

This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now...

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Love does not choose. It's like water. It goes to wherever it's needed.

[Big Field Productions @BigFieldProd]

RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND PUT IT IN THE BIN

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

Feeling uncharacteristically optimistic today. I wonder what’s about to go wrong.

[Megan 🐼 @meganjcrabbe]

Today I found out that in Switzerland it's illegal to have just one guinea pig because they get too lonely and need a friend. It is against the law to let your guinea pig get lonely. You MUST have at least 2 guinea pigs. What a world.

[Ffion Jones @leatherquotes]

@Ed_Miliband this is poetry

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Because no one ever eats them? https://t.co/6OVSdcjQ9s

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

Jimmy performing for my Nan and her Bingo friends x ( old sketch )