𝕺𝖑𝖑𝖞 (blonded)🏎️🔻

not gay as in happy but queer as in #freepalestine || ☭ || ferrari supporter so yk i crash out daily || 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇸🇩🇨🇩🇾🇪

[𝕺𝖑𝖑𝖞 (blonded)🏎️🔻 @leclercnfr]

i fucking love pistachios

[Rex Kwon Do @RexKwonDo_]

Why the fuck are BBC news describing the child David Walliams was grooming as "a woman of 15"?

Fucking sickening.

[andy m @bigajm]

Can we also ban mobile phones in parliament, then? #bbcbreakfast @BBCBreakfast

[𝕺𝖑𝖑𝖞 (blonded)🏎️🔻 @leclercnfr]

@MayorofLondon

[𝕺𝖑𝖑𝖞 (blonded)🏎️🔻 @leclercnfr]

@TfL there is a gap in your Oyster card policy

Some 18 year olds are stuck paying adult fares or buying a 2nd railcard.

[𝕺𝖑𝖑𝖞 (blonded)🏎️🔻 @leclercnfr]

However, those 18 year olds cannot add their railcard to an adult Oyster card to receive a 1/3 discount as holders of a 16-25 railcard can. They must pay adult fares until their railcard expires and then buy a 16-25 railcard or buy a 16-25 railcard on top of their 16-17 one.

[𝕺𝖑𝖑𝖞 (blonded)🏎️🔻 @leclercnfr]

16-17 railcards no longer expire when the holder turns 18 instead they expire a year after purchase. The 16+ Oyster card expires in September in the year after the holders 18th birthday. Therefore, there are 18 year olds with 16-17 railcards but cannot have a 16+ Oyster card.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Statistically, you're more likely to be nonced by a member of the House of Commons or House of Lords than on eBay.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

2026 official Labour comms

[ᖇOᑎᗩᑎ🦇🌹 DIED AT MCRPHX @fvckind3athwish]

Your sex change surgery is scheduled for tomorrow at 9 am

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I'm in the lab making four new genders as we SPEAK

[yash @yashtiwaarii]

quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine

[cslowme @alwaysfumbling]

And give Sydney Sweeney a damn breast reduction while you’re at it

[Auntie Smarty @AuntSassyAss]

I had 10 abortions today, 3 transitions, drove to the border to open it, learned 5 Arabic words,and counted 554 chemtrails. What a Thursday

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

Oh man I cant wait till we get to start renaming stuff

[sapphic paul baker @potaylortotstoo]

AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT

[Doity @doityboy]

No community note btw

[ale ꕤ @aleesftynet]

AND IT’S CALLED TWITTER

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Fuck it we're bringing BuzzFeed back. Here are 17 times the new McDonald's menu made us say yass queen 👏

[Löded Diper Roadie @slut4hashbrown]

They’re selling estrogen at Home Depot now ‼️