Mr Lacey

[Lancsiron @Lancsiron]

Why would you be an @AldiUK store deputy manager when for £1.63 less you can clean with less shite or responsibility.... Has this what the ridiculously high minimum wage has created...

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@perfectionvalet What do you use to clean those wheels, Richard?

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@adeyc36

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@Peter19195280 @BorisJohnson How many millilitres in a litre? How many millimetres in a metre? How many centimetres in a foot?

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@perfectionvalet Hi Richard, where have you been staying, looks lovely

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@perfectionvalet I have a Mazda and had Japanese cars for many years so enjoy the easier correction, offset with them marking just as easy🙃 Would a ceramic protect wash induced marring?

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@adeyc36 @jamesrmoss Don't stand in front of that magic mirror and try again.

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@VPikey Commando
Robocop
Top gun
Predator

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@mynameisRobbo Or someone cleaning up after a Barrymore pool party.

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@mynameisRobbo Not sure if your about to get in the bin or you have just climbed out of it. Once you hit 40 you really don't give a shit what you look like.

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@mynameisRobbo @MartinHilton85 @jake_psb I remember that it was hilarious

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@mynameisRobbo Someone has been up all night 🤪

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@perfectionvalet

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@Peter19195280 No sorry there is no one else on twitter.

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@perfectionvalet That look of " was that smell you? " about it

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@mickkkk877 @mynameisRobbo @realordinarylad Half a gran. Fucking cracked me up 😂😂😂

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@adeyc36 Baseball or you running for another beer?

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@RealBobMortimer evening Bob. Have something you may be interested in. "Clammy Knackers" Summer Solstice cat name for sale £8.00

[Mr Lacey @lee_lacey]

@adeyc36