LisaTodorovichPorter

Compulsive copy editor. Mother of warriors. Hater of clowns in all forms.

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

.@MaryLDixon Your “I pre-grieved, so I’ve got that going for me” line this morning: goddamn genius. You’re a treasure.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This little girl must be protected at all costs. She is the future. 😭😭😭

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

@JenaFriedman Yep. It was rough at the beginning with my singleton, and with my twins I knew what I was doing but it was still hard. It gets better, but do what is best for you.

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

The pod was great — so fun. 2 notes. The mission was the destruction of the Death Star, almost down to the target’s dimensions. And channeling @MalloryRubin, we needed Hamm in a flight suit. @TheRewatchables @ChrisRyan77 @BillSimmons

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

Gov. Greg Abbott said he could not guarantee power would stay on throughout Texas this week, just two months after he promised the lights would stay on this winter. https://t.co/E1sCk1RfV6

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

@colleen_gleeson Way to go, Colleen!

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

@kevharrison_ Happiest birthday to you, Daniel!

[Sonia Feigenbaum @SoniaFeigenbaum]

A new week and a commitment to support our @UTAustin students! Join me in making a gift to this important #HornRaiser campaign! Launch a Longhorn’s Global Career https://t.co/ALg3a6K4JD #GCL21 @UTexasGlobal @LiberalArtsUT @UTexasMBA @utexascoe @CockrellSchool @UTexasLaw

[The University of Texas at Austin Admissions @BeALonghorn]

Don't miss your chance to *take the world by the horns* during your time as a @UTAustin student! The latest TX512 podcast episode features all you need to know about your opportunities for education abroad. 🌎🤘

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[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

Our children must learn that we are the greatest and freest country in the history of the world, and we will demonstrate this by barring educators from teaching things we do not like, and in the name of liberty, mandating government control of what ideas can be exchanged.

[Jay Hartzell @JCHartzell]

With over half of Americans listening to podcasts, they will now be able to easily find UT podcasts all in one place. Introducing the Texas Podcast Network! Check it out and take a listen 👂👇 https://t.co/vmNTEOvxvx

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

Here's a thought: Maybe vaccinated people are still wearing masks because none of us know who is and is not vaccinated and so it is an act of being unselfish to not force workers/others to determine who is putting them at risk and who isn't. WE'RE STILL IN A PANDEMIC.

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

@latimes @meridak Fantastic news.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Breaking: The Los Angeles Times has named veteran journalist Kevin Merida (@meridak) as its new Executive Editor.

https://t.co/5Sjz5yVrbG

[Rep. Sylvia Garcia @RepSylviaGarcia]

Hey @tedcruz, how about coming back to Houston and joining our food and water distribution events?

I have a case of water with your name on it ready to load into a Texan’s trunk. 👋🏼⤵️

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

#GARBAGE

[Olivia of Troye @OliviaTroye]

A year ago I spent the days after @CPAC fielding calls in the #WhiteHouse from attendees reporting they had #COVID19-One of them could barely breathe or talk. When I see @tedcruz mocking masks today-I think about things like this & how dangerous/wreckless these people truly are.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

"How did Ted Cruz think he could get away with this?" you ask about a man who faced zero consequences for inciting a white nationalist insurrection against our government.

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

@travisakers No pity.

[Valerie Jarrett @ValerieJarrett]

Free advice. Don’t blame your kids when you exercise horrible judgment.

[LisaTodorovichPorter @leesatee]

@maggieNYT I blame my children for the state of my house and the bags under my eyes. I do not blame them for my failings as a human being.