Beach Hound

🌈, Pronouns: I'm dirt motherfucker, I can't be crushed.

[Beach Hound @leftistdevil]

@Timoex AI slop

[Beach Hound @leftistdevil]

@BlackoutBoyZzz_ @Rainmaker1973 In conclusion, saying its common sense to just follow your ancestors isn't really true when the most intelligent species are born with underdeveloped brains and, if left to our own devices at birth, would roll over and get eaten by the precocial predators.

[Beach Hound @leftistdevil]

@BlackoutBoyZzz_ @Rainmaker1973 Altricial species, as a result.of being more reliant on direct interaction with their parents for information, are more capable of advanced intelligence than precocial species. Psittacines (parrots, cockatoos), corvids (crows, ravens) are strictly altricial.

[Beach Hound @leftistdevil]

@1974titsucker @nicksortor Because these elite financial backers don't exist and you've rotted your brain from the inside out with echo chamber conspiracy theories.

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@tommygunnxxx Please do trans pornz it would break the internet

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@TripperAngel86 @people I can't imagine being so utterly resourceless in the 21st century that typing this out and waiting for an answer is somehow a better use of your time than just copy and pasting the title into Google, ffs.

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@Asmongold @UbermenschMind Birds being sexually dimorphic has 0 impact on human reproductive strategy.

I don't think you wanna go there. Ever see a nature documentary? Female birds are picky af. If regularly rejected birds resulted in incel birds at the rate of humans, Crowchan would have preceded 4chan.

[Beach Hound @leftistdevil]

@getfiscal I made the creative decision to can the glasses. Back in the days of working in the tiny space of smiley pixels, it was most effective way to depict bloodshot eyes. I changed the color of the bandana so as to not affiliate him with a specific emoji gang

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@getfiscal Google sent me here, but I recognize you from SA. I'm the original creator of 2bong and I'm thrilled to see it getting love outside of the forums. Your post about poor pixel presentation inspired me so I gave 2bong a long overdue glow-up. Hope you like it.

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@SirBylHolte @TheCinesthetic There's a universe where your comment is intended as a cleverly subversive satire of the mindless bigotry that made the Brontë sisters use male nome-de-plumes in the first place.

But it ain't this one. We got the universe where you play the clout-chasing pickme queen.

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@BuzzPatterson @inquarters14 Oh right, because Iran lied in the past, but nowhere on the level that Trump has. At some point you're going to have to choose blind, brain-parasitizing nationalism that stains your legacy or you just admit Trump is a shitty, lying grifter like every1 else and get on w/ your life

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@BuzzPatterson @inquarters14 Its so weird that Trump demonstrably lies every day about this "military occupation" to manipualte the markets nd you'll believe anything he says, but the Iranians, who really have no obligation to talk but when they do, limit it to "he's full of crap" you call BS because...?

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@elonmusk You heard it here first. Opening up debate about the sustainability of the US workforce in light of increasing wealthy inequality and tax breaks for people who don't need it is hypocritical if you happen to be within farting distance of a million dollars.

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@elonmusk Smoothbrain Elon allergic to nuance. It's amazing you guys think this is a self-own. Bernie's assets alone in 2015 was near $900K; acting like he suddenly stopped calling for taxing millionaires proportionally is a pathetic attempt at reaching around and jacking off yourself.

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@SoulzPlatinumz @Wescott464348 @doser_i85668 Yes b/c as we all know, employers heavily weigh clips that are edited to tell a story rather than explain one, in order to make sweeping character judgments on applicants.

I wish this were true. It would be a great way to weed out shitty employers, but alas your claim is poopoo

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@skepticblue @Fridman111063 @thedaywar90 For any other reason beyond it being the latest tantrum of your surrogate daddy? Do you clowns advocate limiting govt. overreach or not?

Banning dual citizenship serves no constructive purpose. It only reinforces nationalism which is why its a trademark of far-right countries.

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@ondoublelist "The rumor that DoubleList now requires subscriptions is not true."

It's not a rumor, it's a verifiable fact on your website. Saying what amounts to "the only accounts that require payment are the ones that brought us any traffic to begin with" is absurd.

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@MikeMumbelz @fandompulse I know Star Wars is space fantasy but its still predicated on hyperspace to (ironically) ground us somewhat and make it more convincing that access to all these varied planets is possible. There's only so many biomes before and too many Earthlike planets becomes boring.