Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq.

Lawyer and Attorney for all realms, forgotten or otherwise. Does your party have a legal dispute? Better call Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq.

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

@TheTryxie Did a case for Bombadil in my early days. The good felllow wanted copyright for his book of withywindle poems. An eccentric chap with poor understanding of copyright law. But always brought his own mead to a dinner party. Couldn’t ask for more.

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Well the Gnolls are finally dead. Thank Bahamut! Can finally get back to work in peace. Any #Dnd adventurers out there I need of legal advice? If so, #BetterCallLingSaulVeritaIII.

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Mercenaries coming in tomorrow to finally rid me of the damn Gnolls. The firm isn’t cash rich so I’m paying them in legal services. You’d be amazed how many adventurers haven’t prepared a last Will and Testament!! #Shocking.

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

@lowericon Sounds like self defence to me! Did you roll initiative? If so, if you don’t throw the first punch, it’s self defence. If that fails, argue the deaths were natural causes. What’s more natural than fire? Nothing! Reasonable doubt, hung jury, you and the party walk free. #Innocent

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Any #Dnd adventurers out there willing to come and kill these Gnolls clogging up my office? My clients are being turned off by the smell!

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Same shit, different day. Specifically, Gnoll shit. They’re still clogging up the lower floors of the office. Waiting for some passing adventurers to come and slay the damn things. There’s gold in it! #Dnd

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

@DnDGoblin Peeper, it’s your lucky day. I excelled at beholder cross examination at law school. Even with a mind controlled jury, I’ll show the court that beholder doesn’t have a leg to stand on, legally or physically.

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Checking my legal precedents for anything to protect me against the inevitable insurance fraud claim when I burn down my office to get rid of the damn gnolls. #Dnd

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

@lesbiantlou If they wanted it pronounced Mah-ko they should have addressed this with Advent Children. But the deleopers, writers and supervisors of the voice actors all signed off on it being pronounced “mayko” at that time and that’s legally binding.

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

@ChrisPerkinsDnD A fantastic step forward in equality for all races. Have you been discriminated against by mind-flaying overlords? Call today! #BetterCallLingSaulVeritaThe3rd
#Tenta-callNow
#WorkHardFlayHard

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

If ANYONE has set you on fire without your consent, I can help you claim compensation. #WhereTheresFlameTheresAClaim
#BetterCallLingSaulVeritaThe3rd

[DND Memes @MemesDnd]

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[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Horrible day in the office, the gnolls have eaten most of the woodwork here in the building and I have splinters. Good news is I still haven’t lost a case!! Have you had an accident on an adventure that wasn’t your fault?? #BestLawyerInTown #Dnd

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

Finally opening up my new legal practice. As soon as all the Gnolls are cleared out of this decrepit building I can get to work settling the realms legal disputes! #LawLife #LiveTheDream #NewBeginings #Dnd

[Ling Saul Verita the 3rd. Esq. @legally_ling]

@JimboTee90 @BobRossOfficial Be kind to yourself at breakfast