teddy (◕ᴥ◕)

• 27 • seal lover • theohorrible on bsky • cosmetics aficionado • autistic cutie • agender rodent enjoyer •

[teddy (◕ᴥ◕) @legbeard]

i drew Metal Tsuki!
#sealtwt #tsuki #tokkaricenter

[wokeism @nonagesimus99]

2021 vibes

[losing gray matter @oldheaded]

My dad is autistic and his special interest while I was growing up was cheating on my mom

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

the official dark horses (or seals ig?) of this fifa’s world cup

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[🐇bunny is back on seal duty 🦭🗣️ @BundleMoonlight]

The seal community on rednote is so interesting

[Ric @veganfitnessric]

People will stop using plastic straws and recycle to save the fish but won't actually stop eating fish to save the fish

[The Cats 𝕏 @TheCatsX]

👁️👅👁️

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

tap in bro we eating green slop

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re some tasty seeds, or perhaps some nutritious peas

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i feel like i have at most 30 days to live but my doctor tells me im perfectly healthy

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

there’s a dead lizard in my bank account

[jaron @ectoentropic]

will you be my somethingburger 💗

[🦠 the bacterium 🧫 @an_actual_cell]

frutiger sealo

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon