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[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@Tillys my chat transcript with a customer service rep today. How about if something is out of stock it says…out of stock? Just a suggestion. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@sweetmomissa My big mushy baby.

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@CarnivalJedi @tania_rivilis @_concreteclouds @ales_angela @ekaitza_ @alpevchino @KreitnerPeter thanks for both your understanding and your help. have fun with the exhibit & party, sounds like a great way to close out an exciting week. 🍸🎉

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@CarnivalJedi @tania_rivilis @_concreteclouds @ales_angela @ekaitza_ @alpevchino @KreitnerPeter We’re very complimented at being included, it’s just that decisions about where and what to exhibit are things we need to consider both creatively & legally. I’m at [email protected]; I’m happy to help in the future with any requests to ensure our ability to participate!

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@masterofeddie01 @jasminericegirl I see you chose violence today

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@SadieHartmann @dead_weirdo @victorlavalle That is one of my favorites!

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

I don’t mind all the white hairs coming in at my temples and edges, but why they gotta be out here living completely separate lives from the rest of my head?? It’s like my hair needs its own civil rights movement

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@SadieHartmann Ooohhh this looks awesome!!!

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@The_Critic @kmoser8 What if…

𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮??? 😱😱😱

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@rn_murse I cannot even begin to describe how hard I am laughing right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@The_Critic He lives in there and seriously find another job (or at least another bathroom) because I see several potential screenplays in this scenario and none of them end well for you but I’ll def mention you in my Oscar speech

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@Astartiel And you probably needed to get up at 4:30.

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@BunAndLeggings Kids these days are different. He probably already knows them from a past life and is looking at them like “you were trash back then and I see nothing’s changed, Olivia.”

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@MissSassy_Pants Omg this is absolutely priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@Google Is there a prize if you point it at something under your teen’s bed that has clearly gained sentience but has not been identified yet? Like do we get to name it if we survive the horror or what?

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@Parkerlawyer @rsf788 Ok and now he’s a bigamist who wears this shirt to BOTH our houses

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@rsf788 Omg. I don’t even know you and yet clearly you are my husband.

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

@ClassADude Me wondering what percentage of these idiots will now be looking up the planet Mercury

[BenidormDenizen @leiamareike]

After watching a random assortment of 007 movies, my son said “Piers Morgan was the worst James Bond ever” and I’m still processing how something can be both factually wrong and so incredibly right