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[scotty kwon @lekwonjames]

@midascabal I’M GOING HEAVY TODAY🚨
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[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Important announcement: We're designating the northern cardinal as the best holiday season bird. It just makes sense and we won't be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.

[Cobie @cobie]

At first they laughed at us, but they can't throw mashed potatoes or tomato juice at our NFTs. Who's laughing now?

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

This is the greatest slow motion replay angle in NFL history

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@BillyM2k 🤣

[Javier Vega @JavierVeg_]

It’s like a commercial for Cialis

[scotty kwon @lekwonjames]

@xiaoruiii Ppl would 100% still fall for it if his name was Joe Mama

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

There's no way I could eat a Blahaj bun I could not live with the guilt

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings.

ALL OF IT FAILED.

The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Friendly reminder: Toronto’s fans cheered & their commentators applauded Siakam when he elbowed Embiid in the eye, causing an orbital fracture & concussion. Yes, the same fan group that cheered when KD tore his Achilles.

Worst fan base in the NBA. FOH.

[Matt Jacobson @numsinmotion]

order and chaos

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

It’s Sunday evening and I’m two whiskeys deep.

A few thoughts and hard truths (on just about everything):

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

if you see this tweet

i love u

[scotty kwon @lekwonjames]

Somebody stop me
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[Dondrè @Boss_Emotions]

That’s how effective wearing a mask is

[Joey Lorich @joeylorich]

Idea: An anonymous "vote to end meeting" button where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.