Ellie Erickson

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

"Where's my hug?" he whimpered, further cementing his position on her no hug list.

[Ellie Erickson @lellie_e]

@patsydetroit @virgy_stro @gondizzie @CecileVergos @piperjanebell @lillyneyhart1 https://t.co/5EoAAmdX0P

[Chloe Ford @chloeford9]

@anne_talle yes, we should be defined by the clothes we wear. If you wear slutty clothes you're asking to be disrespected.

[ｈｏｔ ｇａｍｅｒ ｓｅｘ @HotGamerSex]

whoops dropped my cereal

[Ellie Erickson @lellie_e]

@jinglebelllrock https://t.co/qdBm7MYmyp

[Ellie Erickson @lellie_e]

@jinglebelllrock songs to party to tho...

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

TO(the boys are back)WN

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

"Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat."

Dads in unison: "Nooooo!"

[Ellie Erickson @lellie_e]

@jjreisedge30 https://t.co/mcvMQjeuIG

[the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest]

There's nothing I fantasize about more than the Pizza in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons.

[Ellie Erickson @lellie_e]

@jinglebelllrock https://t.co/p4BqoHJ9Fd

[orange shirt guy @awkwardphilippe]

[creating humans]
God: They will have a powerful immune system
Assistant: Boring
God: ok some will die from eating a peanut
A: Nice, nice

[jerf 🛹 @jeffdsilva]

I bet this is what an email from David Blaine would look like

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

HIPSTER COP: *into radio* "We've got a 13-88 in progress...it's a pretty rare crime, you probably wouldn't know it"

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Obama: It's gonna be ok but we have to move.

Joe: But how will Santa know where to bring my presents next year?

Obama: I'll tell him

Joe:

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Protest racism, protest xenophobia, protest homophobia, protest inequality, protest hate, protest hate, protest hate, but don't become it.