too employed to do anything about my gender

gay, tired and angry

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Magic

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus

[Rin 🔞 @RinzAlt]

not gonna lie, i would MUCH rather make out and jerk each other off than do penetration, extremely underrated and requires zero prep time

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[vera @sithvers]

just shoot me at this point

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

new pope is making Catholicism look good. All he’s gotta do now is come out and say premarital hand stuff is cool and I’ll convert.

[Crylo 🔜 AC @thatgreenracc]

if I worked a 12 hour shift and my partner said they'd make me dinner and I came home to this I'd plow them through the bedframe icl

[laev 𐧉 @hvtnn]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[erika @yeeeerika]

big fan of whatever is wrong with you

[૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @cupidskittn]

a drunk makeout sesh sounds so good rn

[maddie @petzound]

NEITHER I’M A RUSH TRANNY I NEVER EVEN SEEN PUSSY

[jame @kloogans]

most women don't know this but in the men's room we actually chug cold beers and compete to see who can piss on the ceiling first. there is a national leaderboard

[turbomander @turbomander]

tshirt that says "im not an archmage im the mage who arched up"

[rune sword @runesword1]

aww babe, don’t cry :(

maybe torture the homunculus for a while? you love that haha

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

sorry for showing symptoms of the disorder i told you multiple times i have. do you want to me kill myself?

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot