Lenny Bruce

I have two dogs inside me. One mean and one kind.They're fighting all the time. I feed the kind one more.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
IFB

[Lenny Bruce @lennyb123]

@aaronsmith @DHughesy Dave Hughes is now in a situation similar to that of the dog catching the car.

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@TISM_Root Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. I think Hughesy only gargled.

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@RafaCatetez @MadMadSecurity @Alaska0420

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@sszinglehead @RoenDavis Poor old Speers.Thinks the plummeting viewing figures are due to older right wing political journalists being regularly on the couch and not engaging with younger audiences.His solution-bring on younger RW political journalists. Serve up RW slop weekly and your figures will drop

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@MikeCarlton01 Couldn't hear the vehicle or the dog.
Methinks she's lying.

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@BulwarkOnline He must have been having an off day from playing political 5D chess🤣
A absolute goose of a president from day one.

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@RonniSalt 'Road Works Ahead'

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@aaronsmith As an outsider, I wonder what his views are on intelligence?

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@KobieThatcher https://t.co/mCfUgrNpxK

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

Dom Joly, "what is going on?"
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@MFWitches L%%6

[Tommy @tgywyw86]

@TheKennyDevine When you dislocate your shoulder you have to be careful putting it back into place or you risk it becoming much easier to dislocate.

What they should have done here to stop that happening, is to rotate the arm in towards the body, and pull him hard into the oncoming traffic.

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@strangerous10 @ranterulze The ABC news editor must be asking his team whether they would have dropped the questioning of a Labor politician if they had broken the law as quickly as Karvelas did when interviewing Sara Henderson on her dialling triple 0? Karvelas seemed embarrassed she was doing her job.FFS

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@TheKouk @Dazzaat They do it all the time.Make the LNP favourites and give the right wing media the headline they want. It doesn’t really cost the bookmakers that much to do this as very little wagers have been made. Only when we see large volumes of cash being wagered do we then get the real odds

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@Dplanet Probably staged. I mean, how many 5.6 people can call another man “a little cunt”?

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@aaronsmith @LubySomers He dropped the glasses for this interview so as to make him look more vigorous 🤣
The way he labours over simple discourse must be embarrassing, even for the LNP.

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@lesstenny The beta blockers take a little bit of time to get used to.

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@BladeoftheS

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@mark_melbin @WakeWtfu Has anyone noticed that she skipped ‘Acknowledgement to country’ today?

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@RonniSalt @HelenanMimi @MorriD2222 @Peter_Fitz That pathetic Gina Kindheart speech where she ordered Hanson to “quickly come up here” to the stage and receive a toy bulldozer, demonstrated that there was little doubt who was in control of who.