Leslie Maina

Scorpio

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@JaphethOtieno01 😅😅😅😅

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

Whoever made this video. Uko top sana!!

Tunashukuru sana😅🤣🤣

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Fanya Mambo Kinuthia’s prophecy has come true; he saw it coming. Lakini amesema Murima ilienda kitambo!

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@CTP_Kenya Hadi mnasema waaah 😂😂😂😂 wacheni jokisooo bana!

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@fadedAbdul 😂😂😂😂😂🙌

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@omwambaKE Creases

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@Kenyans Useless cow

[Brian | AI @ndukoB]

@FaithOdhiambo8 Bado wanaendelea.
#RutoMustGo

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

We demand the release of Kevin Kori Gathura! No more abductions!!!!

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Listen to this video….

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Now that mama Liam is busy doing laundry, lemme give you today's sermon that will be deleted as soon as she's done. So yesterday my mentor Dr Kiriungi Kimotho was talking about a certain tribe in Uganda called Banyankole. Before you rush into marriage like samovaas idiots, it better to do a thorough research on different cultural practices around the EAC where culture is diverse before you regret missing out on good good manenoz.
Dakitaree told us that this Banyankole tribe has a Veeeery Veeery special customary practice to initiate the woman you're set to marry into the culture.
He highlighted few customary practices but the one which caught my attention was the one where the bridegroom is presumed to lack the knowledge of pleasing her husband as far as Horizontal Engineering is concerned due to the high regard for virginity & abstinence from sexual activities before marriage.
Therefore, Her Auntie is accorded the honours to test her groom's sexual ability by sleeping with him before she could test the girl's virginity just to make sure the quality of standards meets KEBS threshold before marriage ceremony.
The KEBS officer was also to teach the bride how to release the holy water during site visit at kamariny stadium. In Uganda it's called Kachabali, what the Nairobi gels call squirting. But the difference is that for Kachabali it's pure liquid released after intense pleasure but this squirting scam by Nairobi gels is adulterated urine, diluted with yiest infection & topped with fake moans to entice men.
After the Auntie is done doing a test Drive with your engineer apparatus & she's contented with the bride's ability to sprinkle water around kamariny stadium, she then submit a special report to the wazees. This customary practices was also considered as a wedding gift to her niece.
Now imagine the report the auntie files after DICKson Kanini Kega fails to rise to occasion & behave like a stove's wick during PowerPoint presentation. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii mailood, Ruto Must Go.😩
This Cultural Practice Should Be Introduced In Maragoli In Honour Of Mugusi Rumadede who was almost circumcised for the second time by my grandmother after he accused the house girl of wearing the same underwear for almost a week.

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@Kenyans Uhuru park is a recreational area not a business place for night clubs...hii ngombe ya mtu mbona mlimpigia kura.

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@StambikKe how I'm i getting debted at the comfort of my home.

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

@WN_Myers @StanbicKE trying to reach them also their service is shitty!!!

[Leslie Maina @leslie_Mwas]

#NewProfilePic

[Vivianne. @vee_wandera]

EFF’s Julius Malema has fired shots at Kenyan President William Ruto over King Charles III visit to Kenya. Malema has said President Ruto laid a Red Carpet for a murderer who couldn’t even apologize to Kenyan’s for killing of Mau Mau fighters #JuliusMalema #SOTN @EFFSouthAfrica

[Eric @amerix]

East Africa Breweries Ltd was hitherto Kenya's most profitable company.

It now waning and deteriorating just the same way it deteriorates our societal morals.

Reasons for its current mess:

- Led by a chaotic feminist

- Persecuted men to please drunk women

- Wrote threatful letters to coerce radio stations to sack men who refused to pander to gynocentric ideals

- Enrolled women in disregard to meritocracy

- Puffery advertising of alcohol during sporting events like Rugby 7s leading to dissipation of values & moral decay

- Promoted underage drinking, degeneracy and prostitution using our hashtag (#BetterTogether) "Buy 2 get 1 free"

- Destroyed the family institution through unethical TV commercials during family time

It is only a MAN who will get it out of their current mess.

[THE NOMAD @philosopherXC]

Dear Men

We will all have our breakthrough at different times

Stop comparing yourself with other people on matters success

That period of hardship teaches you hardwork and patience

When Prosperity relocates to you. Pray for wisdom to keep it!

#MasculinitySaturday

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Rasmus Højlund to Manchester United, here we go! Agreement reached right now with Atalanta 🚨🔴🇩🇰 #MUFC

Package will be around €70m with add ons, clubs preparing documents in the next 24 hours.

Højlund agreed 5 year deal ten days ago as he only wanted Manchester United.

[AmapianoTourKe @KeAmapiano]

T-22 days and our Kokota Piano Flight 047 will be landing at the @JujaCity exactly 1200hrs local time on the 5th of August.🔥🔥 The crew is ready and so should you!! Grab your tickets via the link on bio and get your airline vibe fit ready🥳
#amapianotourke
#jagermeister