me: aren't you going to ask if i'm sexually active
doctor: i don't really need to
me: wait why
doctor:
me:
doctor: look i heard you say 'okie dokie' to the receptionist i already know you aren't
Tried using a big word when writing an email to a professor, spelled it wrong, decided it looked wierd spelled correctly, didn’t use it because I was scared he might think it was a different word
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picture this: it’s 2015. you’re blasting Jordan Belfort. taking pulls of pineapple vodka on a Wednesday. memorizing the zip code of your fake ID. you don’t care that you have class at 9am tomorrow. the country hasn’t gone into flames yet. life is blissfully good.