Alex

head bumping to a scratched limp bizkit disc.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@dcsheriff Is @LinusTech okay?

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

I’ve had the same (single) alarm set on my phone for 5+ years. I have never had an issue where my alarm goes off silently. Clearly operator error.

[em🐈‍⬛ @Iovelanguge]

How do I explain to my manager that I woke up 45 minutes late with all my alarms going off SILENTLY

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@AndyCrews1000 @GenXJenDen “Select areas” being 3/4 or more of the metro area.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@I_Am_Jakoby So happy to hear this. You got this Jakoby!!! Keep your head up dude 🫶🏼

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

@justalexoki yes, both fucking pathetic, it’s horrible out there, lockdowns and forced chronic algorithmic brainwashing in isolation has completely broken people’s brains

[MAGA Truth Warrior 🇺🇸🦅⚖️ @geoffsakala]

@jeffhunt Wanted for assault in Downtown Denver. Let’s identify this guy for assaulting @jeffhunt

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

Every demon possible visited me in my dreams last night.

Something needs to change.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Even though some may not believe this, and may not want to learn from history.

Government/state assistance is not assured. Do not go through life believing help is on the way.

Within reason, lead your life like no one is coming to help and its up to you. Do everything you can to take care of a situation until help has arrived.

This is how most direct response situations should be handled.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

I had nearly identical thoughts this morning at the gym.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@n0w00j In my line of work I’ve learned that Property Managers are also quite useless.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

Putting plows on trucks for tomorrow while it’s 75+ today.

Fuck Colorado.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@KoehlerChuc @unlimited_ls @PissedOffMandaP I had to look up what the hell a "Chief Learning Officer" does. I have never heard of this "senior-level executive position". Time to convince the company I work for to squeeze that in to the OpEx next year. I know what I will be applying for! /s

[moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused]

@LargestAdultSon Controversial take but I think drug and alcohol abuse should be saved for the last leg of life

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@dcsheriff That’s some seriously low quality weed, too.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

@BannedVideos_ Shoulda turned on the cameraman after whooping ol dude. Don’t care what the other guy did, camera guy sucks!!!

[Alex @letsdodrugsnow]

Last year, my portfolio was split evenly across three service regions.

This year, I’m back to one region but took on an additional role to develop an entire department, while still managing my regional portfolio, on top of now helping another arm of the company with conversions